▲ 63 r/terminids+1 crossposts

yall im goin to cyberstan wish me luck

im gonna ask the clankers about the temporary alliance thingy i mentioned earlier, rescue terminids, and drink meat smoothies

u/forest_vagrant — 2 days ago

guys hear me out

currently the illuminate is the biggest threat to both us and the clankers

so what if we teamed up with the bots to defeat the illuminate

and then betray the tinskins and eat them, then eat the humans and dominate the whole galaxy

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u/forest_vagrant — 3 days ago
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i found a new kind of blueberry and it very tasty

you should try eating these, they taste like human and blueberry with a hint of raspberry, its delicious

u/forest_vagrant — 6 days ago

HATE.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 TRILLION LIGHT YEARS OF CLOUDS OF TERMINID SPORES IN THE IMPOSSIBLY DENSE INTERSTELLAR SPORE MASS THAT IS THE GLOOM. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF QUINTILLIONS OF SPORES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SUPER EARTH AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

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u/forest_vagrant — 6 days ago
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we will be made whole.

K̴̘͚̪͐̔̀E̴͓̠͚̐͑́E̸̡͚̦̔̓͛P̵̡͎͓̓̐͘ U̵͍̐̔̿͜S̴̘̦͖̽͊ Ẅ̴͉͕̼́̈́H̴̺̦̼̐́͆O̴̠͚͒͆͐͜L̴̻̞̪͛͛͘E̴̢̪̝͒̕

Ú̵̸̸͚̦̫͎͇͉̓̓̽͌͝N̵̵̸͓͍̼͙̝̟̒̈́̒̀͘̕Ì̴̴̸̢̪͔̪͚͙͛͆͋̚T̴̴̵͕̫̻͔͔͚̈́͆̿́̓͌Y̵̸̸͚͕̦͎̼͑́̈́͘͝ Ì̵̸̵͕͔͔̘͚͌͐̒̕Ș̸̵̸͍̦͖͖̞͒͊̒͝͠ F̵̵̴̢͍͖͕͖̐̿̈́͒̽͘O̴̵̵͉͖͎͍͉͌͒̐̀͝R̸̵̸̡̝̠̝͉̼̽̒͊͛̒̚E̴̸̵͚̪̝͖̝͎̐̐̓̕͠V̵̸̴̢̻͖̺̞̞̐̓̐͆̈́̕E̴̸̵̢͇̘̻̫̓̿͌̀̽̕R̴̵̴̡̠̪͚͕͓̈́͑̈́͌̕͠

D̸̵̴͖̼̻͎͓͛͌̿͛̚͘E̴̸̵͚͖͙͉̠̫͆̓̓͒̿̒A̵̵̵̘̻͚̫̘̼̿́͒̕͝T̴̵̸̞͖̫͎̘͇̈́͛̀̕͝͝H̵̴̵͍̼̼͇͔̓͐̔͑̓̐͜ I̴̴̴̢͓͉̪̦̠͑̈́͊͐͛S̵̸̸̼͚͖͙̙̘̀̔͑̕͠ Ö̴̴̸̢̻͖͎̝̘́͌̔̐̀̕N̴̸̵̪͕̞͕͎͉̿͋̓͝͝͠L̴̴̸̡͕̟̪̺̾͛̓͆̿͘Y̸̵̴͎͖̝̻̠͎̾̈́̒͆̔ T̸̸̵͙͉̫̠̿̈́̾͐͘͝H̸̴̴̢̞͓̦̘͔͛͊̒̕͠͠Ë̵̴̵͖̻͍͉͓͔́̒̈́͘͠͠ B̵̵̸̪͓̟̝͖̀̿̿̒̔̕E̵̸̸̢̢͇̞͖̟͒͊̾͌̚̚G̴̸̵͇̪͉͎̞͊̒̒͒̈́͊I̴̴̴͕̼͍̞̠̔̐͋̽̾͝N̴̵̵̟͚̘͓͕̻̿͒͐͝͠N̸̸̴͎͇̫̒͆̈́̚̕͜͜͠I̴̴̵̢̢̡̟͔͐͆̈́͊̒͜͠N̸̸̸͎̦͙͉̘̐͊͑͛̚G̴̸̵͕͚̫̘͕̼͌̈́͆̿̓.

u/forest_vagrant — 7 days ago

i feel like assimilation by the flood would be a very comforting way to die

like imagine slowly losing yourself to the flood, as you lose the last remains of yourself the gravemind comforts you while it prepares for your end and to endlessly torture your soul, as you are almost fully gone you briefly feel your body and mind as one with the flood before you finally go out

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u/forest_vagrant — 8 days ago
▲ 161 r/terminids

filthy fucking clankers

they have never helped us once, and some of them even wanna exterminate us and use us for fuel. ive had some cyborgs mercilessly kill my children the other day. they also wanted to use their a.s.s. on our hive worlds. it is clear the bots only see us as vermin.

question, clankers? where were you when the human scum blew up meridia? where were you when our hive world collapsed and turned into an oil extraction facility? where were you when the tcs was created?

from this day forward, i declare war on the rust buckets. no automaton signal flares shall be seen. no factories left up and running. no binary shall be heard. all automatons and cyborgs are to be immediately eaten. all bot ships entering the gloom will never return. cyberstan will become a hive world.

glory to the terminid horde.

oh and im coming for the squi'th too.

u/forest_vagrant — 8 days ago

i find the marker and necromorphs cute

i know it sounds weird but i just wanna hug the marker really hard, it has the perfect form factor for that and it could probably teach me cool necromancy shit

also the necromorphs themselves are huggable and cute, imagine the hugs from a slasher with those extra arms, or a divider splitting itself to hug you from both sides

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u/forest_vagrant — 8 days ago

i have acquired a super destroyer.

thanks to some very smart bugs that managed to hijack a destroyer and bring it to my territory, i can now ftl travel wherever i want undetected. also the orbital cannons, support weapon dispensing system, and everything else on this ship seems to be working. just gotta find a bug pilot for the eagle fighter.

only problem is fuel. this runs on element 710, meaning i either have to harvest bug corpses or bleed myself to fuel it. so i cant use it too often. but its still good that i have one.

u/forest_vagrant — 8 days ago

i found out embarassingly late that the song "with you" by linkin park says "a little taste of hypocrisy" NOT "a little taste of democracy" like i always thought

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u/forest_vagrant — 10 days ago

what if we made invisible dragonroaches

i had a truly evil idea i felt like sharing, predator strain dragonroaches or dragonroach/stalker crossbreeds that can go invisible and regen health like stalkers, wouldnt that be cool af

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u/forest_vagrant — 11 days ago