r/wildbeef

I forgot the word 'laxative' this morning.

Gravy

Masking tape

My mom and I were sorting our seeds and needed to label the tins, so I was trying to tell her to get either the masking tape or our labels we keep in the kitchen for labeling foodstuffs, but I couldn’t remember the “masking” part so I just went with the color of the tape lol

Goat

Duck

Plagiarism!

And on my way to find this sub, "cowmeat"

Facial tissue (Puffs/Kleenex)

Lasagne

(My mom forgot her words again)

I was going to a local fair for Memorial Day or something, and we were walking down one of the streets, and as we passed a restaurant window, I said, for some freaking reason, "Oh look, a food store!"

No idea what went thru my head in that moment. A food store would be a grocery store, a restaurant would be something else I feel

Kid

I don't know why I didn't stop at "child"

I can never on the life of me remember the word “elbows” so multiple I unironically called them arm knees

I know not very creative but quite a few times before I would spend up to 20 minutes trying to remember how are “arm knees“ actually called and I think it’s really funny how incredibly stupid I can be sometimes

Enema. I was on the bus and heard it from the guy beside me then his wife facepalmed through the phone.

Walking cane (my daughter)

Toiletries.

Grate

Jigsaw

Orthodontist

aka National Anthem. Ecuador’s is playing and I shared I wish we (England) had a spicy theme tune like theirs

Latitude.

Stupid fucking gamer brain