r/crappyoffbrands

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When you want lung cancer, but make it fashion.

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u/Opening_Gate5155 — 1 day ago

Happy Burger (found on Amazon)

Hi! The name's Milla, but you can call me Milly. I've been familiar with this community for a few years now and found a double off-brand on Amazon. The description for this off-brand LEGO set makes awful attempts to hide the fact that it is an obvious off-brand of Bob's Burgers. The best part is that it is terribly written and has typos. I was losing my shit reading the description. 🤣

u/Tasty-Scientist8155 — 1 day ago

it came from the AliExpress!

image 1: PSNO Safari ltd schleich papo and apparently Jurassic world bootleg

image 2: self-explanatory

image 3: that's not an ankylosaur, that's a nodosaur!, and dimetrodon should be exiled from the dinosaur party for being permian animals

image 4: sinoceratops deserved more love and attention in popular media

image 5: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME (the most awesome bro spinosaurus i've ever seen)

image 6-9: skibidi toilet + constraction (a type of lego buildable action figures Bionicle belongs to) = P.E.A.K amirite

image 10: distortus rex did not deserve this treatment

image 11: Godzilla x kong the bootleg empire

image 12: seeing battlebeasts and omni-man bootleg action figures for the first time is surreal

image 13: Batman and Superman for avengers doomsday

this website is why aliens don't visit us, BECAUSE THEIR SPACESHIP WILL GET PLAGIARIZED BY HUMANS

u/elektric_dome5404 — 2 days ago

Ah Yes, We have this parallel universe where Spongebob has not the shape of a sponge and it looks like more a slice of sandwich than a sponge

u/Relevant_Coyote_8614 — 3 days ago