u/DrLudvig-von-higgins

Gentleman, after many experiments and many helldivers and seaf captured, I am proud to announce that I now have the first prototype NU-diver. They have been brainwashed to hate democracy and be virtually fearless. They are the perfect shock troops with unfortunately a few errors if you will.

[Tactical helmet footage plays]

[Seaf soldier] wow its.... its a helldiver, we're saved!

[NU-DIVER] (lets our a zombie like groan)

[Seaf] are you ok, helldiver?

(Grunting noises followed by seaf soldier screaming as he is ripped apart)

[Footage ends in static]

Unfortunately, the current UN-divers show hyper aggression and violence. In closed testing in combat, 93% of the NU-divers disregarded the difference between civilians, other NU-DIVERS, and the targets.

So far their only function i have found is they are expendable for LV. 10 missions and missions with a 99% death rate.

More testing and innovation are needed.

[Function 39-h2-cd] brain matter Functioning data collection. Begin experiment.

Feel free to screenshot it and edit it with your captions. Let's have a laugh together

A large moon sized object as appeared on the south western galactic rim. It has no lifeforms on the scans but it is replaying a signal in 2 minute periods.

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