r/chaosdivers

[Function 39-h2-cd] brain matter Functioning data collection. Begin experiment.

Gentleman, after many experiments and many helldivers and seaf captured, I am proud to announce that I now have the first prototype NU-diver. They have been brainwashed to hate democracy and be virtually fearless. They are the perfect shock troops with unfortunately a few errors if you will.

[Tactical helmet footage plays]

[Seaf soldier] wow its.... its a helldiver, we're saved!

[NU-DIVER] (lets our a zombie like groan)

[Seaf] are you ok, helldiver?

(Grunting noises followed by seaf soldier screaming as he is ripped apart)

[Footage ends in static]

Unfortunately, the current UN-divers show hyper aggression and violence. In closed testing in combat, 93% of the NU-divers disregarded the difference between civilians, other NU-DIVERS, and the targets.

So far their only function i have found is they are expendable for LV. 10 missions and missions with a 99% death rate.

More testing and innovation are needed.

Feel free to screenshot it and edit it with your captions. Let's have a laugh together

Destiny parallels HD2.

The Stans see nothing wrong, if the game does something really greedy. It’s automatically blamed on Sony.

Like the last comment said. This low standard slop consumption. Always comes back to harm the game. Because devs start feeding us slopbonds and nothing else.

Conditioning gamers to expect less and less over time until we reach the point that the majority are over the moon for the bare minimum.

I feel sick to my stomach that these ppl share the same oxygen as the rest of us who have some standards and self respect.