u/WideStetson

Was driving down the interstate. Left lane. Radar unit off. Stereotypical speeder car behind me. I speed up. It speeds up. We’re both speeding, passing traffic (not egregiously, but still faster than the flow of traffic). I’m watching in my rear view. We enter a speed zone where the limit goes down. We’re still going. He’s about two car lengths away from me. I hit the instant-on. Immediately, he’s about fifteen car lengths away from me. Gotcha. Obviously didn't pull him over (that's no fun). I know he knows. He knows I know. Get punked.