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Ama this year nikubali tu I’m not packing this sleepover bag of mine😂😭

Mimi naye nilijikubali...the pros and cons of dating me are both my mouth😂

Hi pookies🤭

On another episode of my trust issues are back and i feel like trauma dumping, nimeamua nifungue roho niwaambie one of the things my ex did and i still stayed (Nilikutana na screenshots kwa google photos). Honestly sometimes I suspect that man is somewhere laughing at me cos hata mimi huwa najichekelea... cos if i don't laugh...I'll start crying😂😭 So when we started dating...this man did not want to get sexually intimate with me in any way and at first I thought he just wasn't attracted to me. Eventually, I figured he could possibly be asexual so I respected it and didn't pressure him. On top of that he had also refused to give me any of his social media cos apparently he "wasn't on X or Instagram." Fast forward a few months in, we were hanging out at my place and I noticed him on X and i didn't mention anything😂...so after he left...i decided to looking him up...nikabahatisha na his government name...that foolish man😂and yes he had his own face as a profile picture😂And your honor, i found exactly what i was looking for😂😭I went through his likes and replies and found him interacting with porn and naked women... commenting about how much he wanted them. And yes...this man did have a type😂😂😂 These women had the exact same body type as me...pretty faces, thick, big boobs😭😂😂na akakataa huyo si yeye😂😭 Anywho... I stayed...And it did not stop there...alichange tactics😭😂na akasema i look pretty when i cry😂but after hapo sasa akaanza kunipea😂🚮

Now why would you base your entire personality on the fact that you are good in bed?😂🚮And? Sasa unataka nido?😂 Nimechoka 😂😩

Anywho in other stories...these spiderman nerds are cute asl😩

Come to think of it...some days require a boyfriend 😂😭This week has dragged me by my edges and dangled me by my thong...I'm exhausted😭

I woke up this morning thinking about those random voice notes you get from your man, the ones you replay over and over hadi you practically know them word for word😌Yeah... I miss those. Anywho love is a beautiful thing...msidanganywe na watu wenye wamekasirika 😂😂😂

Mimi mniniite tu joker but ni hapa niliambia mwanaume I get all my coffee flavors from different but very specific places. Akaniambia I'm high maintenance😭Small small coffee like this? Kwani coffee dates zenu ni Nescafé ya kwa nyumba ama😂😭

I just saw a guy on TT talking about that little pulsating motion men get when they're finishing and sir, respectfully, we know...we can feel it and I'm not even gonna lie...I love it😩

I want to go on one of those dates where I pretend to hand him some money to help pay the bill and he dramatically pushes my money away. But nyinyi najua mtachukua hio pesa😭😂na mtaulizia extra ya kulipia parking😂

Y'all remember a while back I posted on here looking for someone who looks like Jude Bellingham or Michael Olise😂 Well niko na updates😂😂😂my goodness...The applications came in as always...But let's just say what I ordered is not what I received😭😂Y'all are funny though I'll give you that😂🤍Applications are still open pookies😂😂😂

So nimeambiwa nikuwe more intentional na my posts... so imma do just that😂. Hi pookies, I'm 24F, tall and thick (5'11 tall)...so yes, I'm a big gurl...Very sweet and happy girl...I already have my own thing going on, so i am not not looking for any type of saving😂I just want to be a spoiled girlfriend. 😂🤷🏾‍♀️ Kuja tukule pesa yako kidogo, life is too short. I'd love man who's tall too (5'10 is my cut-off point... mimi napenda forehead and shoulder kisses please), emotionally mature, very very chalant😂 and confident ( na usikuje kuniambia story za crocolotion...sitaki kuskia😭)Bonus points if you can cook😂😂😂Anywho... if this sounds like you, applications are officially open now. CVs, referrals and testimonials are welcome. 😂🤭

I just want to be a spoiled girlfriend😂🤭Hizo mambo zingine...mkae tu nazo😭Anyway, recommend good African novels. I need a new book.

I've come to the conclusion y'all like thick girls as a concept...once you actually have one... y'all don't know what to do with us😂😭

Honestly there's this thing I've noticed with some men (na msinikujie😂😭)...You start talking... everything is going well then inafika hio point ya exchanging pictures then for some reason, before or even after they send theirs anaanza kujibring down... talking about how they don't look good anga they're not that handsome anga sijui mwanaume hafai kukaa vizuri...just got me thinking why would you bring yourself down like that...kwani hujipendi🤔juu mimi kama hujipendi mmi sitakupenda... That is the point where i will check out...Confidence is very attractive and the moment u start convincing me not to like you...I will start believing u😂

So World Cup inaenda kuisha before I get to lie on some pretty boy's chest watching the game while asking and saying the most ridiculous football things just to ragebait him? 😭😂 Sawa tu. Anyway... kama unafanana Jude Bellingham or Michael Olise, holla🤭

At this point, I'm just going to pick one of y'all's men and call it a day😭😂

Anyway...WANTAM

Genuine question. Would you date someone whose best friend is of the opposite gender?🤔

All jokes aside though... I just want to be out here marking territories😂🤭

After thorough consideration and extensive research... I've concluded that my top-tier man is simply a handsome sweet man who cooks for me and emp😂🤭

I've been informed I'm here a lot😭...Msinisumbue mmi ni yapper😂Anyway genuine question... how long should a talking stage last before you decide "Yeah let's actually meet"? Aki mimi siwezani na hizi slow burns. 😂💔Ama some of you are dating through WhatsApp indefinitely😂😂😂