Heyy, I’m 24(not Kenyan) but in Nairobi looking for guys my age or older preferably who would want to explore with me and would be open to getting me cute outfits to wear. If you are interested feel free to message me and let’s see where it goes ;)
It’s so hard to find someone genuine here! So many DM’s ending nowhere! It’s like finding a needle in a haystack 🙇🏾♀️. Anyway if you’re mature and can keep a conversation without using AI and want a genuine connection DM.
Edit: Age 35+
So today I visited one of my friend who resides in ruiru hizo sides za membley na oj to be specific. Na si vijana was ruiru mumeiva eiiy😚😂.Nani anaweza taka kaschana kafupi kanono round?😂tujaribu hii maneno inaitwa relationship. Shida tu ni I'm materialistic😭😂....but I'm a lover gal at heart....anyways ndio nimerudi kwangu kwenye kuna tu married couples and mambas😭😂
I was at an event on Friday just chilling and enjoying the afternoon.
I was sitting with one of my friends having a chat when a girl came past, almost like she was about to start a conversation with us. I looked up and noticed her smiling at me, so I thought maybe she knew my friend.
Before I knew it, she hit me with “unakaa sexy.” 😂
I was shocked. I've gotten compliments from women before, but this one was so straightforward. She casually giggled after seeing me laugh because I genuinely didn't know how to react, then walked away.
My friend was visibly shocked too. He thought maybe she knew me and asked, “Do you know her?”
I told him I don't. I've seen her around before, but we've never talked.
He then said he had noticed her walking towards us while staring at me.
How common is this, and honestly, what do you guys think she meant by that?
Could she have been giving me a hint to shoot my shot and i didnt react?
If you have a Range Rover or Audi or bmw, hit me up, we’ll have fun all night
I’m 20f btw
And if you don’t have it, don’t be writing hate comments😹😹, just scroll past
When people talk about what radicalised me, I think about a girl i know who went on 3 dates in 1 day. Back in campus I knew this girl, very unassuming, calm and pretty church girl. She was somehow interested in me but mimi I was uninterested(pretty but not my type), and it drove her nuts.
Sasa one friday nikatoka kwenda tao and i pass by some ice cream place I saw her on a date with some guy. Later my friend also tells me the same girl alikuwa spotted uhuru park later that day with a different guy, then date ya usiku ndio alipost at a restaurant, hao ni 3 guys wamepelekana dates ivo tu. Thats why if we arent sleeping together after the 3rd date I take my efforts elsewhere.
I might delete this but since I have some liquid courage in me, let me try shooting my shot.
32F, can't tame my imagination, artsy & quirky. I'm looking for someone who's as imaginative, if not more, picky when it comes to intimacy.
I want to have phone sex. That nasty phone sex. Put your phone in my p$$y so I can hear that mac & cheese stirring..🤤 you holding your trembling breath as we struggle to catch a breath while being quiet.
And tbh, I'd rather make it a thing we do. Come sneak in my bed at night and let's slip and slide on each other's clits while kissing & maybe make it a thing?
Fuccc you're sexxxi
Bro, the thought of planning something and then the person ghosts you on the meet day 😭😭🙏. I give up on dating as a guy bana 😭😭😭. The ROI on love is just not worth it.
I'm not even that mad because at the end of the day, nime-save my money 😭🙏. But still, it sucks. I had been foaming schemes the whole week on how I was going to fund this date, only for them to be offline the whole day. 😭
Wacha tu mimi nivute bangi 😭🙏🙏. I'm blocking them after this post.
Saw a tweet saying one sign of “porn brain” in a man is lasting too long during sex.
Bro. What? 😭
Apparently if you don’t finish in 4 business minutes, you have been corrupted by the internet.
Some of us actually work out. If your cardio is decent, your lungs work, your legs aren't filing for resignation and you’re with a woman who is also physically fit, an hour is not some mythical achievement. That’s just two people who came prepared for the assignment.
And honestly, I’ve realised there is a serious shortage of real fuckers out here. Male AND female.
People are out here treating sex like a Safaricom USSD transaction:
Dial → enter PIN → confirm → “Thank you for using the service.”
The gym has taught me one thing: cardio is transferable. 😂
You cannot spend six months training your body to survive burpees, hill sprints and leg day, then act shocked when your sexual endurance improves too.
And before someone starts diagnosing everyone with “porn brain” because their stamina is decent: maybe, just maybe, some people are simply fit and horny.
The real epidemic isn't men lasting too long.
It’s the apparent national shortage of people who actually came to FUCK.
I'm new on this app previous account deleted because i used my real socials now I'm anonymous.i like thick/chubby/plus size women i find them sexy and attractive, especially their bodies most guys are into petite girls.when it comes to going down there the coochie is wet you just eat her out as you go down the butthole.also most if them are kinda hawana maringo.
So after my last 'relationship' went terribly south, I decided to take some time off. At least, that’s what I thought, until I met this young, beautiful girl at a bakery I frequent.
For the first two days, I’d just make my order and head off to do my business. I normally spend an hour there because I’m the kind of person who likes to get to work an hour before everyone else. Plus, I don’t like preparing breakfast, so I have it there instead.
Fast forward a little, and I made a move, cracking some dry jokes which she seemed to enjoy a bit too much. I even started getting stares from her co-workers. Eventually, I got her number and needless to say, damn, is she a poor texter! I mean, I can get replies after a day. But then again, I can’t complain because I don’t like texting either.
But every time we met, it was a blast, and the Kinuthia in me decided to ask her out.
“That’s really kind of you, I’d love to go out,” she said.
I had scored big time!
Only for me to wake up one Saturday morning and see her engagement pictures.
And just when I thought that was bad enough, she posted in our group chat asking everyone to get ready for a ruracio.
The gods saved me this time.
21F here 🥰🤗, looking for friends to connect with in Nairobi. I'm introverted and an anime fan. We'll discuss more while getting to know each other .DM if interested.
As a wlw and a babe in her early 30's...here goes.... As a giver in the relationship, especially coz it genuinely gives me pleasure & also coz I eat for my pleasure, how many rounds can my fellow 30's hunnies fika ?
I love the feeling of my tongue sliding against that slippery slit,moaning as eating you out satisfies me ...counteracting your back and forth rocking movements as you rub yourself on my tongue while I hold it in a stiff position to let you decide on the speed & intensity with which you ride my stuck out tongue, to an intense pulsating orgasm, making me climax with you. You squeeze my face with your thicc thighs as I swallow and taste how bad you wanted me to taste you.
I'm now here wondering, as an eater who gets satisfied from eating, what makes for a good eater ?
EDIT: I'm drank af so essschuse the typos
We met last year. (I'm 29M and she's 26F)
She was doing a catering gig for my friend's Grandma Funeral. I started collecting the plates as soon as people were done eating (and my friend, the one who was the only person I knew got stolen from me lmao) and that's how we knew each other.
It was perfect. Rose tinted glasses I guess since It had been 2 years since I was in a relationship.
We met at least once a week, usually in the weekend, Eating home cooked meals (I also know how to cook) and Netflix accompanied with cuddles and sex (more on this later).
The catering gigs were no more, but she got a job at the local school but it was paying peanuts.
I didnt mind helping, at all, at least when I was able to. But all of that led to here.
I dont make much, my salary is a mere 25K I live in a 1bedroom house for 8.5K (Gate keeping the location) and the rest of the bills and expenses/supplies can bring my total usage to 15- 19K and the rest is saved up.
This girl didnt like the idea that I just had savings. "Let's go shopping" "I want flowers" "Gas imeisha" "I want a dress for valentines" and I had to put my foot down by the 2nd time. The requests now became reasonable and not as frequent.
As you can probably tell, she had the mentality of "tumia pesa had I ikuzoe" which I was against. I always have a gut feeling and it sure as hell manifested twice this year.
The first was my phone. The huawei Y5P I had been using since 2019 died. Served me long but it was time for an upgrade. I bought a Galaxy A17. She also wanted a phone. I told her in the future.
2 months later, she's pregnant. I was flabbergasted namely since not only did I wear a condom, but also never came. Yeah, she did jerk me off at first and so I concluded that it was most likely precum, so I just caved in and took responsibility. We went to MarieStopes. BTW it costs around 40K (2K Consultation, 8200 tests, 19950 for the pills, 8600 for the check up afterwards), acha hizo story za 15K nilikuwa nasoma on r/Kenya...
All my savings for my new laptop, gone.
I had to talk with the landlord to spare me a month and to my surprise, he agreed, only because huwa simsumbui...
Remember how I mentioned sex, yeah, the lies started there. When we started having sex, she told me she was a virgin. Never been with a virgin but there was no blood in sight, or smell. Yeah my sense are crazy god, I can smell her period before it even begins... But still I took her word for it.
Sex was mid AF BTW.
Then came the inconsistencies. The 1K I sent for a screen repair? Well a new dress miraculously spawned in her wardrobe... The mom who she visited today at the hospital (inpatient)? I just bumped in to her while buying omena at the market and she's as fit as a fiddle...
All these things I turned a blind eye too just caught up to me up to this week when she lied to me about being sexually harassed by her cousin. Her story didnt make sense (She got a UTI test minutes after it happened all while getting P2 from the govt hospital and everything else done without a P3 form/OB). She told me a week later, and this so called cousin apparently isn't in the county nor knows about her place here as they never visited; as per her sister whom I also bumped into yesterday (Honestly, wanted to kill that nigga so I wanted to know about him first).
I felt betrayed and I think Imma have to call it quits when it comes to relationships.
Haven't broken up with her, but haven't talked to her since Thursday (1St Oct 26)
Also the realisation that that child most likely wasn't mine...
I'm so tired...
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Im a 24yo M, I find it quite easy talking to a lady over the phone lets say after picking their number from wherever than physicaly starting a conversation with a lady to a point I can ask her/them for their number.
I dont get it man, how do you all get over this kind of shyness?
I can barely keep an eye contact with a lady, unless we've interacted before.
It was a typical Sunday evening until something unexpected happened.
After being cooped up indoors all day doing some cleaning, I decided to order some food.
Where I live, delivery drivers have a recurring disagreement with the concept of directions. So, rather than subject the poor guy to another fifteen minutes of “bro, you're almost there” while he is demonstrably nowhere near there, I decided to walk down to the front gate and meet him.
Ten minutes pass.
I'm standing there chatting with the shopkeeper, who, for context, is usually the mother—a woman in her late forties who owns the place and lives in the same apartment building with her daughter. Her daughter is the one who was running the shop tonight.
And, well...
She's beautiful. For context, she's a brown skin toned petite babe, about 5'2, and has the kinds of boobs you can't resist glancing at.
The kind of beautiful that has been the subject of multiple warnings by the mum to one of my friends some months ago.
We've known each other for a while. I'd go as far as to say I'm her friend. Sometimes, when I'm heading to work in the morning, we end up walking in the same direction as she heads to uni before I catch a matatu to work. So there was already some familiarity between us.
Furthermore, the mum and I have this aunt-nephew kinda relationship as she's always thought highly of how I carry myself. We've never butted heads when it comes to high music volume or rent payment. I also don't like having too many friends at my place except for the occasional homies to watch a football match or a girl to do you know what.
Anyway, back to the issue at hand.
Tonight, though?
It started innocently enough: a little conversation catching up as I last saw her on Monday, I think. 'How is school' that kinda conversation in between her serving customers as I monitor my delivery guy's progress. Eventually, he does arrive, and after picking up my food, I playfully tell her, “When you're done here, si you can come upstairs for like twenty minutes tumalize story.”
Twenty minutes.
A hilariously optimistic estimate, as it turns out.
Around 9:30, there was a knock at my door.
She came in, and I immediately noticed how her nipples were straining through her top. I had to subconsciously remind myself to focus. I was eating some of the food I'd ordered, so I gave her some while we talked. We carried on with normal conversation in between some flirting.
Then, the flirting became harder to disguise. Then out of nowhere "na kwani hunanga manzi?" I think it's best to assume she hadn't seen me bringing ladies up to my place, unlike like her mother.
I make up a story about how I don't have time for a girlfriend as I'm working.
One thing led to another, and eventually, we were kissing.
Started out slow, then it became hurried as I moved her to straddle me. Goddamit, she's such a good kisser! She proceeds to blow me and I had to reach for a serviette so as to not cum in her mouth. She stands, readjusts her clothes and says she needs to go home before her mum starts being suspicious as to her whereabouts as she'd closed the shop a while ago.
At this point, I'm walking around with a spectacular case of blue balls as I haven't had sex in about two months and wondering whether inviting the beautiful girl from downstairs upstairs was the best decision I've made all month—or the beginning of a very complicated chapter.
Because now I'm sitting here thinking:
Is it worth exploring this further and risk the wrath of her mum/my landlady?
First time in my 25+ years of existence cd inanitenda ivi, trust classic condoms why today jamani? At the worst possible time when it was random sex with a girl nimeteka kwa club. A minute or so into pumping, it slipped out dem akanotice imepasuka na ata hashtuki but I couldn't continue, nlipata post nut clarity without nutting. Sema regrets na kitu ilinipeleka uko ni kuona game ya Portugal vs Norway, nkt Sasa magonjwa zinanipea wasiwasi, been google searching chances of getting infected na ukedi inanishow ni low. Also washed dick na maji na sabuni heard that huwa inasaidia.
Now nashindwa if I take my chances and hope dem hana infection ama niendee izo dawa sijui za pep.
You notice your friend's partner cheating.
You have proof.
But your friend has just told you they are finally happy in the relationship after years of bad experiences.
If you tell them, you could destroy their relationship.
If you stay quiet, you're allowing them to live a lie.
What would you do?
And be honest—would your answer change if the person cheating was your best friend's partner?
I've never tried this but here we go ....sijai pata msee akona mbabaz or rather anawekwa so sijui if it's a real thing going around but I believe maybe iko ...sooo 21F Light skin ,short ,Luo here looking for one that can sustain me ...before you come to my dm's just be of age 35 kuendelea ..... preferably around Greatwall Athi aki it's so hard but naskia mnawekwa na wasee wa huku Sana plus I stay here itakuwa easy kwangu ...don't worry we will be discreet ..lemme fulfill what your wife can't 😉... Niko na baby face I think that's why it's hard for people to approach me Huku Sana ..