I’ve been seeing this guy for a while, but we’re long distance and he has basically no social media. How do I do some due diligence?
At this point he could have a whole wife and kids in Kenya and I’d never know 😂 Any help to find out?
I have been a girl who says no for a longtime to fun slutty things but today I have been a good girl.
I met Mark three months ago and everytime we meet he always tell me I should give him my body to do with it whatever he wants.
Today I left my house in a small silk dress with nothing inside , Mark was bringing me some w$$d , so I wanted to show him my curves , he held my hand and walked me around the estate while telling me to let them admire how gorgeous Iam , look them in the eye , and I would see people really looking at me with lust.
He then asked me to go to his house , I said yes , since his parents and siblings were inside, he asked me to make as little Noice as possible and we tiptoed into the sq , he locked the room and we started making out , he was calling me names , and fucking the shit of me like the hoe that Iam , putting me on my knees and making me suck him and eat his balls , telling me how no other guy can fuck me as hard as he does , that I should call him everytime a guy is being shitty in bed.
He then made me walk in shame while bringing me home , back at home nobody opened the gate so I had to climb up and down , tomorrow the neighbors will be saying how Iam such a hoe and I loved it .
Male 27 Looking for a serious, long-term relationship, but strictly with someone who can handle bad puns, late-night lip-sync battles, and top-tier snack sharing. I’m after a genuine connection with a lady who wants a real partner-in-crime, values deep talks, and doesn't take life too seriously. If you're ready for real love mixed with a healthy dose of daily nonsense, swipe right and hit me with your absolute worst dad joke to claim your date!
Guys help me out here, since I'm more active on social media platform and dating apps utapata inbox and conversation starts munaongea vizuri like 2weeks then they start asking for n*de picture of me so I tell them no aki insist namtumia OF link ya account i created for such people. After sending the link ananza ku complain I see him as a atm machine and I'm like 🙄.
Mwengune we are mutual friend his conversation are all about s*x nika mshow I'll start charging you since sexting is also a job na pia I'll charge you for sleeping with me na si eti mimi ni mazi yako. Aka jam.
Ladies muna deal aje na such kind of men
30M and 23F looking for a third (Strictly F) for a fun night.
You are under 25 petite adventurous
Location Muranga
420 friendly
No sending photos of myself. Either you meet me outside or you move on to the next person on your list.
And yes i know even in my hotness im not everyones cup of tea, i might be changaa in some cases or Johnnie walker/ yamazaki.
All you need to know is im averagely short,lightskin,built for comfort,snacks and full of life😊
I'll require tribute for online mm and the likes
Ni hayo tu kwa sasa
Low effort convos hit different. It’s so refreshing when there’s no pressure, no reply timelines, and no "hey you're ghosting me" when life happens.
Open up, close up, talk or not, you’ll find me, I’ll find you. Same place, different times. Or maybe same time, if luck allows
An appreciation post.
That's low of you some guys exposing others btw and the catfishes.
since people just be shooting here, i need a crazy girl to ruin my life, age isnt really a factor you could be 35 for all i care as long as your gonna make my life more entertaining. im a great communicator and i dont know i just seem to like problems but trust me you'll have fun!
p.s i drink and bake and if you got a crib ill cater for everything ;)
Sent a DM to a lady here and we were getting to know each other well and talking everything about intimacy until I mentioned that I don't normally have raw sex without prior testing of HIV and she went mute. Kwani kuna shida na kutest?
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So I met this person in another house party and it had been a month since we last met or spoke.
See he met my friends later in a different Context and flirted with them during the one month we were ghosting. This man is a spender , a charmer , the life of the party.
So we had a weird situation where whenever we met we cuddled and spend the night together but no sex now everyone saw us get in the same room so what can I say they all believe we had sex and the guy is letting them believe that .
Now the last house party we met we were cordial but he kept trying to provoke me letting me know he has been flirting with them communicating with them while ghosting me he even let the whole room know I have crush on him while it's been a month since we last talked.
We ended up cuddling again and I didn't care i had been starved. In the middle of the night he was like "talk to me" I got so triggered, I left the bed and left the house basically closing the door with actions no words.
We have never talked about anything between us why he ghosted why he was speaking to my friends why he was rubbing it on my face .we just swept things under the rag and just cuddled . After the last time I realized even the cuddles ain't worth it so I left.
After two weeks of silence I contacted him about a platonic deal. I gave him the goods, we chilled and smoked a little bit very platonic and he promised he would send the money evening or the next morning nd he never honored his word of paying me. So me I became so hurt. I tried calling him n texting him about the money but he ghosted me. I felt so hurt like after mirroring him on the romantic side he really did get me over this over less than 1k.
So now Iam running to my friends like this was the third time I had brought it up and they are saying I took things so personally and im like yes I did take them personally it's not a secret. I expect you to let me rant about it the same way I have been listening to them for years about their baaby daddies and their boy friends.
The are like this is a small issue you shouldn't be getting this explosive, this passionate. This is about more than the 500 or there is something else and im like yes it's about more than the 500 it's about I felt disrespected he didn't get me romantically but he got me like this
And no they want to make this about the guy instead of how I have been listening to them for years about their baby Dady they are like or we contribute that money so she can stop ranting but I can't ranting I just want to rant about this one "small" issue
And everyone is agreeing with them even my brother is like I got too emotional too attached lm talking it out ob them I felt so hurt knowing the years I spent listening to their boy issues and I expect you to listen to me the way I have been listening to you for years about different guys and baby daddy's and they are like you have been keeping score you can't compare that with a fling.
I feel so hurt by this random guy and by my friends not letting me be hurt not letting me rant.
Also for real I have been celibate for two years. And I didn't have sex with this guy but they can't believe or comprehend that
I'm I the asshole?
Kwani niko nchi ingine?
I keep seeing people on Reddit complaining about the cold weather and how they need a someone to keep them warm.
Meanwhile I’m here in Isiolo like… hata sijui baridi ni nini 😂😂
You guys are out there looking for Teddy bears to keep you warm, while I’m just looking for someone to explain to me what this “Baridi” you’re talking about actually feels like. 😭 saabu
Isiolo weather Hauwezi approach mtu na hii jua labda Nitafute girlfriend mwenye anaweza leta shade.
Kila mahali hapa naona "curvy,thick,must have big boobs" sisi wakonde twende wapi mamayee😭😭hamwezi taka a 5'4 slim brownskin girl? Ama mnaeza👀
Would you recommend it? How was your experience?
Just asking.
Edit.
I see 👀
Dating has turned ridiculous.
All these psychological rules.
A lot of bull***t.
It's exhausting.
I am a 25 y/o 5'4 lightskin objectively attractive woman who is looking for partner who is older, ready to settle down and is child free
I love to travel and explore different cuisines and advancing my palette. I enjoy shopping and when I'm not doing that, I am somewhere solving a sudoku puzzle or doing yoga
I am quite the homebody and I don't particularly enjoy clubbing or nught outs although I love a cheeky drink once in a while and I'd like a partner who drinks( but not too much, a tee-totaler)
I am a very feminine and sensitive person and I want a man who is gentle, kind and patient since I am not the most sexual/outgoing person and I need time to warm up to people.
I love to laugh and I want a man who is funny and very lighthearted. My partner should be very intelligent, with a good job ( preferably medicine, law, or a successful entrepreneur)
He should enjoy travelling and be open-minded, a man who I can learn from and who can open my mind up to different things and perspectives.
my man should also have hobbies and a life outside of work and if they are nerdy, the better! and should be overly ambitious and his life should reflect and show that he is a very hardworking and disciplined person.
a man who has undergone a vasectomy is an added bonus!
only genuine people should contact me
no scammers, no muscular/buff guys, no one night stand, no toxic people
I am very new here and I might take some time before opening your dm, so bear with me as I try to figure out this app.
I have been living in Nairobi for 9 months. I really like it here. No plans to leave.
I teach online among other side hustles to pay the bills.
I love to travel, love watching movies, eating nice food, hiking/walking.
I am seeking a serious relationship. That leads to marriage. I like someone who makes me laugh, has a positive outlook on life.
I am 172cm, 71kg, brown hair and eyes.
Have you ever wanted to meet someone you could do everything with minus the relationship? No feelings attached, no labels, just genuinely enjoying each other in every other way.
These days, real love the kind that's freely given and freely received feels almost mythical. The constant give and take has stripped away what used to feel natural, raw, intense. I miss looking at someone and feeling everything, thinking everything, but innocently. I miss what physical touch used to do to me. Honestly, it still would if it ever got the chance. But these days it never goes past a small smile or a quick hug.
I want a man who understands physical touch as more than sex the kind where just looking at each other feels like a full-on make-out session is happening in your head so by the time you are actually doing it the sexual chemistry is over the roof.Someone unafraid to be honest and raw, but still open to exploring. Open-minded, that's the word. Guarded with his space and the people he lets in. And just nerd, in every sense of it.
Ama this year nikubali tu I’m not packing this sleepover bag of mine😂😭
corporate hakukaliki ofisi, baridi imezidi, Excel formulas hazifanyi mamaee, Pandas haieleweki, Power BI haifunguki (apologies for the jargon, I'm a computer science graduate in data analysis😂).
office girlfriends wameletea mabwana zao mittens na gloves.
enough is enough, a lightskin queen with big boobs to keep me warm nakungoja DMs. (please have your own money 😂, mimi nakatwa SHA na NSSF sina ya kuwa generous 😂, best I can do is pay your Fuliza or Okoa 😂).
Not looking to date. Just a mature 'we don't have to be dating in order to have sex' dynamic.
Bonus if you can link up today or tomorrow. I'm blessed downstairs, you will FEEL me in your stomach. I'm fit, tall, smell good, dress good, and I'm a generous head giver. Hiyo nayo mimi si mchoyo 😂. Sheets tutachange mara kadhaa.
lakini pia sibagui, all skin tones and sizes welcome since kufukuza baridi needs all hands on deck 😂
happy hunting y'all and stay warm 🫶