F....Looking to hangout with a 30+ man who's chewing miraa tonight

In nairobi

Edit; hoping for an outdoor one, bonus if you are doing it at a park n chill. Ladies are also game we can hang.

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u/dicktaker5000 — 1 day ago

33f 4 all

Are you looking for fun company tonight?

Around nairobi, sexual or otherwise

Im in serious need , ive got class tomorrow and sunday morning and i don't have transport. Hoping to make something tonight.

Any takers?

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u/dicktaker5000 — 3 days ago

I am the problem 🤭

First time i met mr L ,,he took me to his friends place, we had drinks, smoked then mr L. left me there, i ended up smashing his friend in the morning before mr L took me home.

A month later L contacts me ,we smash he gets too attatched and involves a second friend to try mediate. I don't do relationships anymore L refuses to accept this,he has cut off 1st friend for bad mouthing him to me, not sure if he knows we smashed

Do you think smashing the second friend will get mr L off my back or should i calm my tits

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u/dicktaker5000 — 3 days ago

Jirani ametuma fare, 50 bob😭🤣

UPDATE 😂 HAJAFIKA. Nikama fare imekulwa.

For context,thin walls.

I only hear the boys replies

Convo...... B;sasa ,uko wapi, si ukuje unitembelee

G....

B;ati sahii ndio unakunywa chai, utakuja lakini

G......

B;kwani mwezi imeisha,leo ni date, na unalipa tarehe ngapi.

Me assuming the girl mentioned rent😆

G......

B;uliniambia ni date 3 kwani imefika, nitakungoja saa sita. Nitatuma ikikaribia kufika, naeza tuma alafu ukose kukuja. Sawa si ni 50 bob

Ni sawa kuja ukimaliza kufua.

2 minutes later jamaa amempigia ametuma fare😂

Now we wait.

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u/dicktaker5000 — 7 days ago

F 33 seeking

Edit because apparently "men" (read boys) cant read to save their lives.

BE 28 PLUS YEARS.

Mwanaume mrefu mnono, miaka isiwe chini ya ishirini ya nane, kipara lakini awe na ndevu(not a must have), awe ni mtu msafi na ambaye anaeza nila kama aliye na njaa ya miaka hamsini🤭.

I yam tired of hugging men with smaller buid than me, i want me a daddy someone i can look up at not just when im on my knees, i dont want to feel bones when im lying on your hand. I need plushy cuddles.

Im just a brat who needs a daddy😩

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u/dicktaker5000 — 20 days ago

Why is pooping in mens houses embarrassing 😂😂

We've just had milk and cake and my stomach has decided it doesn't like that combo. Imeguruma kana matatu za wakadeba ikabidi nimeenda kuendesha😭 this was not in my bingo cards. Kuharibu sana nimeenda ku flash soap dish ilikua hapo juu ikaanguka. The silence was madening

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u/dicktaker5000 — 20 days ago

F looking for a weekend m fling

If you're tall, (I'm 5'5 slim thick) be taller than me please built like a bear and 28 plus , im looking for you.

Im hoping for a weekend filled with orgasms,good food and awesome banter.

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u/dicktaker5000 — 24 days ago