Dealing with homophobes 101
I just wanna say the people in this story weren't really "traumatized" I'm just proud of this story.
It was last school year, I was sitting on my off crocheting when this guy came up to me and asked if I was single. Now at the time I was dating my girlfriend. The two of us broke up but we're still friends. I said plainly that I was gay (I don't really like saying I'm dating people. It's my life not yours!). He was chill about it and walked off. I thought it was done until he brought his female friend. So now I shall reanact this story like I am Shakesqueer myself.
"So you're gay?"
"Uh yeah?"
"So are you into me?"
"... No"
"Well why not? "
(At this point I was getting annoyed)" because I have a girlfriend.
"Ok but what if you didn't?"
"I'd find my girlfriend"
"But if you two would break up?"
"I'd get back with my girlfriend."
"What if you cheat on her with me" (yes she asked me to cheat)
"I wouldn't"
"Ok but what if I was your girlfriend?"
"We'd break up"
Those two were speechless and walked back to their friends. I don't know why they pushed. Probably to get a laugh from the cute gay girl.