I am NOT running, and you shouldn't vote!
There's been a rumor, following Kaguya's announcement, that I, Reimu Hakurei, will be also running for the President of Gensokyo.
THAT IS FALSE, IT'S A LIE SPREAD BY KAGUYA, so she can try and undermine my role as protector of the Hakurei Barrier. I am beyond such stupid thing as politics.
She's a big fat smelly liar who only thought about presidency so she can do more creative money shuffling and funnel the money straight into TGK alliance, which she's a part of. And as we know, TGK is a shadow cabal trying to ruin Gensokyo, our home!
And things in Gensokyo are not as bad as this stupid alien is making them out to be. Look, I can buy a monster energy. ME, THE MOST BROKE ASS PERSON ON THIS SIDE OF BARRIER.
DO NOT VOTE for this lunatic goblin, she will only make it worse! Anyone disagreeing and voting for her anyway will have THEIR ASS BEAT by me.
KAGUYA, I will be coming to the Eientei to beat you into submission again. You better watch your back when your mommy tells you to go to sleep and leaves you for the night.
#ASaferGensokyo #Loseguya