▲ 12 r/Viz
Request: Michael Winnet
Must be from 25+ years ago, it was a parody of Michael Winner's "news of the world" column. Going on about how rich he is, how his girlfriend is only 19 with very large breasts, insulting waiters for not cutting his food up correctly, etc
u/Wonderful-Equipment7 — 20 hours ago
▲ 372 r/montypython
Tarquin fin-Tim-win-bim lim bin bus stop p’tang p’tang ole biscuit barrel
u/Wonderful-Equipment7 — 7 days ago
▲ 50 r/TwoSentenceHorror
As I waited in the queue for the launch pad I surveyed the desolate, ruined landscape of what had been the earth, an evacuation rocket soaring overhead.
My heart dropped as the security bot announced "All ships departed. evacuation complete. commencing permanent shutdown"
u/Wonderful-Equipment7 — 1 month ago