So I bought Documents & Forgery in 2026...
What a kick in the dick this business is.
Let me be clear, it's pretty much the last business I might buy. I own everything beside Bail, Fwvility, and Helitours, and I'll likely never grab any of those. But I wanted to get D&F to keep the nightclub pumping if I knew it was going to sit while I tended to other things, so why not right?
I bought the cheapest shop, near Mackenzie, and planned to let it sit dormant like all my other MCs when they're not supplied by the Stash House. But of course u gotta set it up, and fill the supply bar at least once, and what they hey... Might as well sell it right?
Ha!
Fully supply bar (which would be 75k, had I paid) yielded me 50k worth of product. I figured, I'm already here, lemme just run the sell mission.
What'd I get?
2 planes. 10 stops. For $50k + high demand. 😂😂😂
People actually dove into this business? WTF was R* thinking with this math?? The owner runs 15-30 minute sale missions for what is practically 0 profit?
I probably should've pointed out that the business only has 1 upgrade, the 100k one, figured I'd at least get something out of the supply stock whenever a Stash House fills it up. But na.... Ain't no f'n way. Ain't no MF way I'm ever selling this product at that rate.
This had to be a joke from R*. Who I've noticed is pretty foul to their uninformed players. I can't imagine how many people invested in shit like this and grinded hours and days of their lives, just to buy more upgrades to get something out of their investment... Poor fools, man. Shame on you Rockstar.