My next door neighbour is also running the tap after they shit to try and trick me into thinking they wash their hands after they wipe.
reddit.comu/WorldAroundEwe — 9 hours ago
u/WorldAroundEwe
Tablets only work if you say their name, their names are secretly incantations
reddit.comu/WorldAroundEwe — 6 days ago
▲ 6 r/UnusualArt
I made this yesterday, I call them Animalgamations, specifically this one is called 'Head:Two, Tail' because it is made out rat tail and rat heads.
u/WorldAroundEwe — 7 days ago
▲ 359 r/LowStakesConspiracies
They refuse to make edible toilet roll because they want us to waste time wiping our arse after every shit.
Rather than having something already in our system that can wipe our bumhole on the way out
u/WorldAroundEwe — 11 days ago