This came to me while I was sleeping so I had to make it (lyrics in description)

This came to me while I was sleeping so I had to make it (lyrics in description)

🎶Ten feet twenty the MAGIC MAN!🎶
🎶Who lost the single touch of his hand…🎶
🎶straightening magic as his final plan!🎶
🎶like the every daily…🎶

🎶Finn that’s bothered by the **magic man…**🎶
🎶He tries to fight him-but he simply laughed!🎶
🎶SHATTERED and **BROKEN…**was he more than that?🎶
so he lived the-

MAGIC MAN! MAGIC MAN!
With his HEARRRRRT IN THE SAND!
SO HE STANDS…TO WATCH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLLLLLD
FROM A CAN!

WAY UP HIGH! IN THE SKY!
WITH MARS, IN HIS EYES
Ain’t it nice…? The life forever for…
MAGIC!

Quick instrumental break

Ten foot twenty the MAGIC MAN…
Trying to SAVE the touch of his hand…
SHATTERED and BROKEN, he’s without a plan!
Now his every daily…

LOVE that powered the Magic Man…
Could never cower off of his path!
Even if BROKEN HE’S MUCH MORE THAN GLASS!
So he lived the-

MAGIC MAN! MAGIC MAN!
WITH MY HEART…TO THE LAND! (Of Ooo)
SO I STAND…
TO WATCH THE WHOLE WIDE **WORLD…**FROM A CAN!

WAY UP HIGH, IN THE SKY,
WITH ALL OF MARRRS IN YOUR *** ***MY EYES!
Ain’t it nice? The life forever forrrrrr…

MAGIC!

u/Wyguy29 — 19 hours ago

My reaction to what killer my son would main:

…I don’t really like going against Killdroid.

u/Wyguy29 — 1 month ago

Phighting characters if they were on a roadtrip

Even though all of you probably don’t care, sorry for not posting for three months and please enjoy my Phighting slop!

u/Wyguy29 — 1 month ago

WHO IS THE MOST ANNOYING KILLER?

“I think I’ll take me out for a chicken dinner!!”

Have not seen one person use after the update.

“YOU AND IIIIIIII-“

Also…have not seen anyone play after the update.

Supposedly the least skillful? I mean, I don’t really see it, but if this many people think it’s true, then they’re either brain washed or right.

HELL.

My pookie

Only annoying if it’s a sweat

u/Wyguy29 — 1 month ago

The game didn’t give me the Mrs. Big bucks skin even though I bought vip before the update :(

It’s not important or anything, but still annoying. Also what do you guys think of Love shot being buyable now? I think it’s a little dumb, the achievement in DoD wasn’t hard or anything but you could’ve made an achievement for it or something…

u/Wyguy29 — 1 month ago

My deck for chapter 5. Please tell me what to change/tweak!i

Yes, I understand that this is not the GREATEST deck, but if I had to remove some it’d be either chainsaw or trumpet. Also, should I use Banhammer or deathbringer battler? Please and thank you.

u/Wyguy29 — 1 month ago

What do you guys think about them killing afk farming?

I personally never used afk farming, and would just go into Tumore or increase the difficulty. But I still personally believe that this change…isn’t great? They handled it pretty poorly in my opinion. A grind heavy game then gets mad when people grind. I feel like they should just make afk farming not as good compared to other ways of getting exp rather than just saying NO REPEATING LEVELS.

u/Wyguy29 — 1 month ago

If Baldi was a Phighter…(even though he’s not a gear) what would his moveset be?

This was just a stupid thought that popped in my head, though I do think he could have a very neat moveset…

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

Why is no one talking about how op Sixer is right now?! (Yes you may downvote this into the ground.)

So lemme get this straight…he has a normal m1 that has insane linger, another M1 that is just FREE distance for if you miss, a charge that can go past nearly EVERY obstacle and can ONE SHOT under right conditions, an ability that is stupidly EASY to hit and is just even MORE free distance that’s supposed to be the “slow” character, a full aura reveal with even more free distance, and ANOTHER ability making literal hell.

Oh. Also 3 free passives, not even requiring thought to use.

…he just has a free -25% on stuns.
Albeit, you could argue “It’S bEcAuSe ShE’s bIg!!1!” But that raises the question: why the hell is he big then? Why? Is there…any reason? Just to have insanely huge hit boxes? Cool.

And then my DUMBASS teammates just give her free blood the entire time. They call him a “snowball killer” but the snowball is already a good damn AVALANCHE and is already hard enough to counter by ITSELF. They are ridiculously easy to use, and can dominate pro and beginner servers alike with slight competence. Going against one genuinely make me want to just reset on the spot but turns out they have already demonic pursuited straight to my location in 0.13 seconds and have already killed me. Terrifityific!!

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

I find it funny that in fan animations and fan fictions, Shrimpo is seen like almost a slightly grumpy, slight prankster, who also has a huge soft spot for Finn. Yet in lore, he is LITERALLY just mad ALL THE TIME. Not even fully confirmed to be friends with Finn. Just…MIGHT.

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

Can we just appreciate my goat Kausmo for a second? I mean just look at his beautiful design!

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

Phighting characters ranked off of how lactose intolerant they are but BETTER and UPDATED!

This is still a joke by the way. If you’re taking ts seriously then…why…are you doing that-

Anyhow tell me if anything here needs to be changed.

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

He’s a lil lost…and cold…and eepy…

I actually really like doing this drawing, I’m surprised by how I did!

Also the top comment decides his fate and I’ll draw whatever you do with him

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

Okay, last time you had very strong opinions on Skate, so if you had to buff, nerf, or rework Biograft, which would you choose and how would you do it?

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago

He’s a little lost…and cold…and eepy…

I actually really like doing this drawing, I’m surprised by how I did!

Also the top comment decides his fate and I’ll draw whatever you do with him.

u/Wyguy29 — 2 months ago