Ash loves playing “mom of the year” when Fester is gone, but Water Bottle doesn’t even know what garlic bread is. How is she gonna teach her to cook when Ash needs the lessons herself?
Didn’t she abandon her kids for a year to live with a man who wouldn’t even claim her? And when she got out of jail, didn’t she go straight to her boyfriend’s house to shower and nap instead of going to see her kids?