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▲ 19 r/WWEAustin_Theory

Theory wants to spot you in the gym. As you begin to attempt a new bench max, he whips out his 14 inch dong and huge balls and smacks them on your face.

u/YakubianChariotRid3r — 8 days ago
▲ 107 r/WWEAustin_Theory

Theory descends from ancient heroes of old. He is the son of Pericles. He is Montezuma reincarnate. The spirit of an ancient Yamnaya war chief lives within him. He is no mere man.

u/YakubianChariotRid3r — 9 days ago
▲ 159 r/WWEAustin_Theory

I want to sincerely apologize to anyone who was hurt by my last post. I will always stand with the gay community, the black community, and even the gay black community.

u/YakubianChariotRid3r — 10 days ago
▲ 2 r/WWEAustin_Theory+1 crossposts

MAJOR NEWS: AUSTIN THEORY IS VINCE MCMAHON’S BIOLOGICAL SON

Figure 1: Comparison chart proving the generic similarities between the two.

Figure 2: Vince and Shane hold the newborn Theory.

Figure 3: Roman Reigns verbatim says McMahon is Theory’s father. Taken as an insult at the time, perhaps a nod revealing Roman knows the truth?

Figure 4: Leaked private testimony where Vince swears under oath that he is Theory’s father.

u/N3oYakubianHorseman — 14 days ago