u/YakubuJackGowon

If Saddam Hussein never invaded kuwait we wouldn’t be eating horseshoes, teleporting bread, or backflipping today

I’ve been teleporting bread, eating horseshoes, backflipping and many other things such as ordering a zaxbys meal to offset the sanctions put on me by the United Nations during my pet squirrels’ inauguration as supreme leader and commander of the forest behind my backyard, and after 1990, i was able to teleport so much bread in a nanosecond that a third continent formed in the ocean made entirely out of loaves of bread from the bottom of the ocean to the surface, and so many horseshoes were eaten i had to start teleporting horseshoes too which formed ANOTHER continent made entirely from horseshoes, Saddam then annexed both the Bread Continent and Horseshoe Continent and named Bread Continent “البهجة العراقية”, and named Horseshoe Continent “Udayland”, both of these continents helped Iraq during the U.S invasion in 2003 providing crucial combat support by making volcanoes emerge from the continents and spewing Angry Horsehoes onto southern iraq which attacked Coalition Forces and forced them to withdraw from Iraq, 1990 was a life changing year not only for us but for Iraq

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u/YakubuJackGowon — 8 days ago

COLLECT ALL THE TURKISH HOTDOGS TÜRKÇE SÜNGERBOB🌭🇹🇷🦃IN THE SUBREDDIT BEFORE THE GREEKS ENTER TOMATO TOWN THE FATE OF THE IRAQI REPUBLIC AND GREAT TURKEY LIES IN YOUR NOSTRIL

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u/YakubuJackGowon — 19 days ago

COMMENT FOOD FAT MAN NEEDS FOR MAKING BARBIS

BARBIS ARE LIKE FLOOPY DISK BUT WITHOUT PY AND WITHOUT DIDK

u/YakubuJackGowon — 21 days ago

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u/YakubuJackGowon — 26 days ago