As in the song, or a little bit of the song, plays often. The movie is a horror/supernatural thriller type of a movie and a little snippet of the song is playing, maybe on repeat, in a dream sequence or something similar.
So I'm on holiday in Spain and last night I'm flicking through the channels trying to find a World Cup match on Spanish TV. Of course I find Jaws 2 and end up watching it for a while even though I can't understand a word of the lingo. It did amuse me when Tina, while being comforted by Ellen, manages to cry out "T..T..T...Tiburon!!!". So I now know the Spanish for shark (which I resisted shouting out while at the beach today).
It got me thinking though why it wasn't called the Spanish for jaws (fauces?) and also what is the movie called in other languages?
Now first off this is just a bit of fun so put down the pitch forks but hear me out. Was city boy Matt really a marine biologist with a speciality in sharks? I put it to you he was a fake, a rich boy cosplaying as a marine scientist. A passion for the field, yes undoubtedly, but I think he didn't complete the necessary years of education to become one. Either his wealthy and connected parents pulled some strings or possibly he didn't even tell them he flunked it and winged it on a bluff. Now I shall present my evidence in three parts;
This is the least convincing. Hoopers performance in the cage. Now I'll give him the benefit of fluffing his lines as he did have a twenty five foot three tonne shark battering through the steel to get to him but he was still caught off guard and panicked. Had he not he would have had ample opportunity to pump 20cc on the poison into the man eating beast. Was this maybe his first ever time in a shark cage?
"Martin, there are all kinds of sharks in the waters you know? Hammerheads, white tips, blues, makos and the chances that these bozos got the exact shark --, Martin, it's a hundred to one. A hundred to one". Yet then seconds later he changes his tune....."It probably is Martin, it probably is!". So Matt what is to be? A 100/1 long shot or 100/51 which is th odds of it probably being would have to b minimum?
Now for my most damning evidence. The mumbo jumbo he spouts while examining poor Chrissie's remains. "Indicates the non-frenzy feeding of a large squalus possibly
Unjumanus or Isurus Glaucous.". Nonsense words and terminology that no serious or qualified marine biologist would use. Those are the words of a bullshitter trying to sound impressive in the presence of laymen. Among the alumni of his ivy league peers he's a joke, an academic failure but amongst the yokels of Amity he can be the real deal, at least until tested (see evidence 1).
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So I ask the Reddit jury to deliver your verdict fair and true using the evidence presented and no other preconceived notions. Matt Hooper, hero or fraud?
Hope I'm remembering this correctly. A reveal all article about John Inman being a notorious ladies man and top shagger.
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Doing a favour for TumblyBump who is unsure how to post a request.
Katie Price, sparkly tiara pony girl. Was around 2016 give or take a year.
Thanks Muppet in advance.