800 Applications, 1 Moonwalk-In
Inspired by a recent post.
I am a newly qualified IMG who just passed their PLAB2 with a score of 14/14 stations with the proctors clapping their hands everytime I finish a station, with tears in their eyes saying they haven't seen a talent like me ever since Michael Jackson's Bad Album.
Fast forward to months after, I have applied to every hospital I know. Applying on trac, sending them emails, calling their personal phones, sending ravens and threats but none of it seemed to work. I was languishing in bed like a zombie from Thriller.
I was going down a bad path and wanted to push propofol into my system to end it and be done with it but I had a great idea. What if I went to the hospital and applied.
So I put on my suit, my white socks, and my white glove quickly running towards the nearest hospital. As I arrived I immediately asked the staff where can I find the hospital director and they pointed me towards the top.
I kicked the door open, moonwalked in, leaned 45 degrees and whispered "I'm bad." The CEO immediately cried and asked for forgiveness crying while telling me sorry for ignoring my applications.
He hired me on the spot, gave me his credit card, and promoted me to assitant CEO.
I slapped him with my white glove, did a 720 turn, and moonwalked out the office.
I am currently WFH earning 150,000 a month just using this one simple trick. Hunt down the CEOs mercilessly apply face to face. Good luck out there.