u/YourInternetCousin

Not my first post on this sub being about some stank coochie, but the receipts are needed for some context
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Not my first post on this sub being about some stank coochie, but the receipts are needed for some context

Aight, so boom:

First of all, I cannot believe an 8 year old rumor about K. Michelle has now turned into coochie-gate. Or stank coochie-gate. Or oyster-gate? Lord, have mercy. Anyways, chile…

A decade ago there was a rumor about K. Michelle’s lady parts smelling fishy. This rumor was brought to The Breakfast Club (for those who don’t know, it’s a national syndicated radio show based in NYC). Rappers Maino and Uncle Murda were on there and towards the end of the interview (https://youtu.be/uJOgdRThn1s?is=1ZBUIziZDzKwW4gj timestamp 19:17), Uncle Murda brings up K’s cooch having a smell and says it like it’s a known fact according to dudes she’s been with. Maino smugly co-signs this, Charlemagne jokes about it with them asking follow-up questions and Angela Yee laughs too (this is important for what comes next).

K. now, a week later is at The Breakfast Club promoting her album and has of course heard this interview and rips Angela Yee apart for not defending her lady parts. Like, she’s angry-angry about it. https://youtu.be/Zpa7BRoXLIg?is=LwiLQu9m8zQuhxU3

Fast forward to coochie-gate: knowing this OG rumor, I knewwwwwww as soon as that camera panned to K’s face that she immediately went back to that coochie- rumor. That it was gonna turn into Porsha and Drew plotting against her, though? It’s such a REACH! The majority of viewers wouldn’t have known about the rumor (that K is crying about a DECADE later) if she hadn’t brought it up on the TV. I’m actually surprised that K. chose to go down this (wrong) road.

Personally, I think Porsha was referring to her spat with Kelli in the van (chilli cheese frito cheese doodles puss or whatever lol) - not K. But I think K. wants this to be a season 9 type situation and it’s just not it. She spread the rumor HERSELF. Nobody is trying to take her down, and she is not someone to take down. She ain’t no divaaaa!

u/YourInternetCousin — 2 days ago