Malenia, Blade of Miquella +0/No Aux/NG+7
Fire is strictly better for this fight than lightning as her highest fire resist (10 in water) is the same as as her the lowest lightning resist (10 in water) but is otherwise 20% lower when out of water. I also happen to not care for this fight at all, else I would have done lightning strike for the Dragonslayer Greataxe from Temu look if I cared enough for the fight to take even longer with slightly less damage.
Bayle w/Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike (+0/No Aux/NG+7/SB0)
Sub 10 minutes with these restrictions, yeah baby. As I said, Tattoo set is a sleeper for +0 (especially no aux). Pickaxe is just great for stance breaking this asshole, too. Godfrey Icon might've been even better, but I didn't think of it at the time. For NG, just use a single Gravel Stone Seal and whichever Seal gives the highest Spell Buff to do the actual casting (Dragon Communion Seal or Finger Seal, I'd guess?).
I didn't bother with Lightning Slash since the pickaxe was used entirely for stance damage and I didn't set to increase it's damage as I was mainly using ADLS for damage, but you could possibly get a little more efficiency if you used it. I imagine doing this, at base NG it's possible to get within ~5 mins largely due to significantly quicker stance breaks due to 3 CR2 getting the job done as well as 18k or so less HP to contend with (esp. Phase 2).
Thoughts on new Tarnished Edition items + their potential use cases
Given the new items from Tarnished Edition, I wanted to talk about some of the implications they might have in the RL1 scene. Having previously DLC-locked goodies such as the Great Katana, Milady and Backhand Blades available so early on (and at lesser stat requirements) is going to probably be the most obviously big change imo. Most people probably don't do the DLC early, at least not on a first RL1 (and most people I think only do 1, maybe 2 runs tops anyway) so for them it'll give them more time to play with some of the most fun weapons in game - experienced players can get them earlier and potentially min-max more with the stat requirements in some ways.
Tattoo Set: I think this is actually a sleeper for the best part of the DLC, personally. +3 faith to the previous highest cap is actually more useful than you might think, especially when you consider arms + legs have never had stat increasing items before so it doesn't contend for valuable real estate. But I think the most impactful change is the ability to get permanent 26 Faith now without Rune Arcs (or with Rune Arcs, without an extra talisman for min-max purposes). >!It'll only affect my meme flower power build, but the ability to get 31 permanent faith now means I can use Scarlet Aeonia in fights longer than 3 minutes (with Nostrums, I hate using Oath of Vengeance due to 27 strength requirement and how stupidly heavy Grafted Blade is).!<For those interested this now increases the highest possible RL1 faith stat to 52 (temporarily, "permanent" would be 31) and the overall highest stat block to about 195 effective levels.
I'll list off a few things (but this is by no means an extensive list) this allows for: this gives easier - and more efficient - access to Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike. ADLS is a godsend for +0 and +0 no aux runs as it can melt a number of bosses, especially controversial ones like Godskin Duo and Elden Beast (And for NG+, Fire Giant). Using the robe, or the new arms + legs also means you can meet the requirements for Fire Knight's Greatsword with only Radagon's Soreseal + a dexterity helm (No Rune arcs, Physick or faith increasing Talismans required now). Euporia is now possible without Rune Arcs, FGMS is now available without Rune Arcs or Talismans. Faith Knot was possible for these purposes too, of course, but the 3 minute timer is not always enough especially for low damage runs; using a tear in the physick is also valuable real estate just for the purpose of using your weapon/inctantations etc. As a QoL matter, you have more options for 12 faith to use Flame Cleanse Me in case you don't want to bother swapping helms/talismans everytime you get rotted.
Reed Great Katana: Obtainable straight away and is strictly a higher damage Great Katana for most RL1 builds realistically speaking. At +25 with just Radagon's Soreseal + Curseblade, for me it has a ~30 AR edge over the standard GK when cold infused - with that, and being obtainable earlier it's effectively an upgrade in most cases. I don't see people using it very often, but you could use this extremely early in the game by using the Lazuli Glintstone Crown until Okina's/Curseblade/Divine Bird etc. That, or Prosthesis Wearer's is also possible especially for anyone intimidated by 18% less HP. The Great Katana is already the best weapon (fight me if you disagree), so this is just the Greater Katana.
Idus Sword: Literally just the Milady and people love that shit. Stat wise, I think it's pretty comparable. With just Soreseal + Curseblade I got roughly the same AR as the Milady but with the 15 dex requirement it's usable with just the Soreseal. This means you could obtain and use it for Margit before fighting a single thing if you go around Stormveil first thing.
Reverse-Bladed Sword: Just BHB, I don't care much for the weapon personally myself but it's cool and popular. Buy it straight away and it's a perfectly viable first weapon. I think for RL1 it'll do a slight bit more damage than the standard Back Hand Blades, but probably not a crazy amount - good for those 1 hit-away-moments we've all had I imagine.
I don't think Hefty Scimitar is all that worth talking about unless you like the look or really like Curved Greatswords. The damage is on the lower side, but it's slightly lighter and the stat reqiurements are usable with just the Soreseal unlike other Curved Greatswords. A perfectly reasonable, unremarkable weapon statistically imo. Not dissing it, I've used Dismounter and BHF in a myriad of RL1 kills but it's not exactly much different aside from lower stat reqs than the rest. I'm interested in hearing from others how these items will change things for you all (if at all).
Godskin Duo +0/NG+7
Haven't used sleep before and won't again. But this is pretty quick, all things considered
Maliketh, the Black Blade w/Flower Power (NG+7/+0)
Let me know if this build is getting stale or boring to you all, I'll stop. I like it though because while it sucks really bad, it's distinctly Zealous and you can't find that elsewhere (for good or bad).
Otherwise, Godfrey is next because you can use Aeonia/Butterflies to jump his stomps and phase transitions while applying super rot.
Divine Beast Dancing Lion vs. Flower Power (+0/SB0/NG+7)
There's absolutely never a reason to use Aeonia over butterflies - it is worse at applying rot, is significantly slower and 33 faith is much less annoying when the physick runs out than 35 at RL1. That said, I used it since it's the one that's an actual flower instead of just butterflies which are more tangentially related to flowers.
The breath attacks can be jumped and since Butterflies and Aeonia both have jumping frames, they can be used (as can PFBT) to avoid the attack and apply rot. Aeonia can't safely be applied on the triple spinning breath attack, only on the single spin follow up to his triple attack (Phase 1, Lightning and Ice phase also work but not Wind as it doesn't follow up with the breath) - Butterflies can be used on both. That said, don't be dumb like me and if you want to be serious about it, use a rot weapon or rot pots instead.
Morgott, the Omen King w/Bloodflame Incantations (+0/NG+7)
Wooden Jello suggested something of the sort ages ago, but I didn't do a Mohg cosplay. Hope this is enough for you, mate.
Messmer the Impaler (+0/SB0/No Aux)
Under 6 minutes, which I think is not too bad.
Bayle (+0/SB0/No Aux/NG)
I remember this comment from MrCarnage a while back saying this fight was guaranteed under these restrictions to come in over 10 minutes long. I figured this wasn't true after my NG+7 kill came in at 15 mins so I wanted to see if I could get it faster. I don't think PCR is getting much faster though and I hate the fight. This is for you, u/MrCarnage if you end up watching this; you inspired me to see what I could do with this time.
ER Bayle the Dread (+0/No Aux/SB0/NG+7) - 15 Minute Fight
I would like to think the time for this is pretty reasonably quick considering the restrictions. I hope whoever decided to make ER's fire bouncy gets kicked in the balls.
Romina, Saint of the Bud (+0/No Aux/NG+7/SB0)
Phase transition aside, I think she's just very mid. A boss that exists, if you will. Unlike Romina fans, I'm not particularly a fan of standing around with my thumb up my ass waiting patiently while she casts Rotten Butterflies or uses Romina's Putrefaction for the hundredth time in the fight in Phase 2. Definitely a boss that's okay but gets much worse at low damage (like Gaius, but for different reasons - he's also much better as a boss).
Anyway, as a friend of mine said on my last Romina fight - girl gets poise checked even at NG+7. Executioner's Greataxe is my beloved.
Malenia, Blade of Miquella w/Executioner's Greataxe (+0/NG+7/No Aux)
I was thinking of doing a gimmick fight for this but ended up deciding my idea was dumb, so I wanted to do my no aux kill better. I'm much more familiar with this weapon than I was with FKGS, and the crits on this thing are really good. It's basically like having a high stance damaging misericorde for a main weapon.
+25 I like RKR because of the crits + decently quickly CR2s but +0 you can't beat Flaming Strike/Lightning Slash/Sacred Blade. Lightning Slash also givers you that Dragonslayer Greataxe from Wish/Temu vibe which is a plus. Anyways, hope you enjoy (or don't, I'm not your boss).
Bayle the Dread vs. Flower Power (+0/NG+7/SB0)
Scarlet Aenoia is such trash lmao. Without using Rot Grease at the start, a full Aenoia on the first stagger isn't by itself enough to proc Rot. Rotten Butterflies can do so (by itself) both the first time, and the second with heightened status resist (plus it's quicker and 33 faith is actually much easier than 35 without the physick). PFBT because it has flower in the name, Butterflies because they tend to like flowers in my experience.
I was gonna do it with the headpiece being the St. Trina purple flower but I really needed 33 faith, so haligtree knight it is. Getting to 33 without the physick and +2 from helmet would've meant needing Dragonscale Flesh to get to 28 Strength, then using Grafted Blade 2handed for Oath of Vengeance, to then use Fingerprint Nostrum (replacing flesh) to make up the additional faith - whilst retaining the flower aesthetic, of course. In other words, yeah fuck that.
Anyway, you can actually use Scarlet Aeonia to dodge Bayle's nuke, but it's both a stupid idea and incredibly unsafe to do so. But it is very funny to me, at least. I could have shaved off like 30 seconds from the fight time by going for Sunflower to finish the job at the end, but didn't notice in the moment immediately.
Controller decided to die during an NG+7/+0 Messmer fight, love that shit
Yes, I am that crying wojak meme rn, why do you ask? I haven't been this disappointed since Halo 4.
Was going to be NG+7/+0/SB0/No Aux, but my controller had other ideas.
Mohg, Lord of Blood w/Incantation build (+0/NG+7)
I was going to use Scarlet Aeonia at phase 2 transition for rot application, but after the first one with butterflies it isn't even enough to reapply. 2 butterflies is enough and is fast enough . PFBT was both for damage and ending the first rot early to reapply for phase 2. Shoutout to Scouring Black Flame, you're a real one for this.
Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame (NG+7/SB0)
Finally decided to get Tarnished Tool so I could lower by Scooby Snacks to 0. Literally been over 1k in game hours since I fought Midra since I didn't feel like doing Jori. Peak boss, but I'm not very experienced with him. Tried to learn some strafes and jumps, will fight some more later maybe.
>!Does anyone actually read all my thoughts consistently? Madness, if you do. Thanks.!<
Maliketh, the Peak Blade w/Mage build (+0/NG+7)
Just using Carian Slicer is faster lmao. It's stupid broken
Rellana, Twin Moon Knight (+0/NG+7/SB20)
No parries this time. I actually did a fight like this without parries before the parry kill (didn't upload) but I wanted to have a faster, better kill that's actually worth sharing. This is what I got, it's 1.5 minutes faster than the first attempt and I guess it's played well enough.
Good luck to u/andreaguardian for attempting to no roll her; I no rolled Pontiff Sulyvahn, maybe you can no roll female Pontiff.
Malenia, Goddess of Rot w/Grave Scythe (+0/NG+7)
Black Flame go brrrr