Tpk crazies in Windhurst.
So I go to tend my island, get my weekly tasks done and realize an hour before reset that I haven't done Windurst this week, hoping a buddy of mine would get on so we could do it together. I queue as tank thinking it'll get me in quickest. Takes a half hour.
We go in, no firsties, good, hopefully this'll be quick. The story begins on the last boss. 7 minutes until reset. Ready check. 23 say yes. Everyone's in the room. I move a few steps forward so I can see myself in the cluster and the boss aggros. I did not know he aggros from that far away but he's pulled so let's go. Behind screenshot.
Griefer Tank #1 is immediately throwing shade. Few things. That was the first boss I'd pulled all run, since I stopped after each boss to look at loot.
Then Griefer Tank #2 huddles near me during the tankbuster and runs right onto me at the last moment with the buster. Griefer #1 asks if he can try to kill me next along with a picto.
Then suspiciously we fail the tower mechanic a minute before reset. Griefer Tank #1 refuses to believe multiple people who tell him he's tweaking over the firstie thing while threatening ME with GM jail for *checks notes* accidentally pulling after a 23 of 24 ready check.
For added comedy a guy who's died like 10x each attempt starts freaking out at Alxaal and Prische for their battle commentary.
Tower mechanic comes again. I soak one the first time around while Griefer Tank #2 sits by one. I watch him. Near the end of the cast he runs out, trying to wipe us again. I pop my 40% mit and go in, saving the group but dying in the process. Apparently me dying is the funniest thing ever to some people.
Boss dies. Griefer A tries to claim he saw an achievement pop. Multiple people tell him he's full of it.
