u/Zekran_Merot

I've become so much like La+ Darkness, it's scary.

I wear dark oversized coats, sexually assault women and physically harass my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "吾輩の名はラプラス・ダークネスだ" (which means I am Laplus Darkness in american.) I dyed my hair white because I don't care so now i have to wear some fake horns and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Lui! I always leave with shackles in my neck, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they know i wanna do slave roleplay. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them because I'm not the one treated as a pet by older women. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Choco or AZKi, both of whom remind me of Noel.

LOOK A THAT MAN LOOK AT THAT FIGURE THOSE LEGS THOSE HIPS THOSE BREASTS THOSE SHOULDERS THOSE CALVES THAT WAIST THAT FACE BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED BREED RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW GET BRED NOW GET PREGNANT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

She looks so inhumanly graceful and tall yet shes such a powerful competent warrior, shes the perfect Venus and Mars all in all, its just not fair for the rest of humans

~~her arms should be thicker~~

~~its just cover being cowards just imagine her biceps please~~

HOW FHE FUCK YOU MAKE A ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT THIS LEWD??????? HOW DID SHE EVEN DO THAT????

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Did you its somewhat common for birds to have actual lesbian sex and relationships? Some species due skewered sex ratios resort to fucking other females to make nests together and having hook ups with the few males only to get fertilized then raise the eggs and chicks with their lesbian partner

Btw all 5 of them + rissa lay eggs, regardless of what they say about it, they are just too embarrassed to admit it because they know the fans will start making meals essentially out of their children fetuses

Im so sorry for all the period eaters...

Sorry english chud, the latino gets the redhead beauty

Imagine once she grows enough she keeps becoming longer and thicker, making your guts slowly have to adapt to her grandiose form, once she hits a critical mass she would start eating you from the inside with her inky slimy body eventually using your whole decomposing carcass like her new little shell and her little safe place and home!

She misses you, but still finds conform in her memories, you were her best partner so far, delicious too, luckily you listened to all her vitamin advice!! No wonder she grew so big and strong 🥰🥰🥰

Or what if instead of growing big, she makes her way into your brain with her ink? Once you absorb it, going to your brain. Eventually you start to lose control, you dont remember the faces you see anymore, your ears hear but you cannot understand what it says, sometimes you see utter darkness in your eyes, sometimes, you see her happy cute slug face telling you everything will be fine, she loves you!!!

Awww i love you too Snailvella 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I shouldn't fear that explosion? Sure, should I shoot those guys in blue uniform? Sure my dear!!! All for you my little cutie 🥰🥰

Close those red ropes coming from my body with my hands? Okiiii, i trust you with my life 🖤🖤🖤