u/ZennoRobRoy2295

>*insert Cape Verde vs Argentina result here*

Round 120 + 2 of Wheelchair Tournament Harry Potter (and the Sorcerer's Philosopher's Stone):

• Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense.
• Mr Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large moustache. Mrs Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbours. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere.

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. They didn’t think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs Potter was Mrs Dursley’s sister, but they hadn’t met for several years; in fact, Mrs Dursley pretended she didn’t have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbours would say if the Potters arrived in the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. This boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn’t want Dudley mixing with a child like that.

The 121th round has concluded, with >!Almond Eye!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Transcend!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Almond Eye: 28 - Transcend: 27)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• You ain't from Okbuddyumamusume if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
• Laaaaaaaarp bro haven't watch a SINGLE second of Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Beginning of a New Era dude's just larping to larp bruh laaaaaaarp *guy throwing rocks at elephant image*
• surprise song of the day

>The punchline is 🐎 It was always 🐎 It will always be 🐎

Round 120 + 1 of Wheelchair Tournament:

• This is not a Rick Roll
• This is also not a Rick Roll
• This is somehow not a Rick Roll
• This is definitely not a Rick Roll
• This is strangely not a Rick Roll
• This is certainly not a Rick Roll

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Fuck you *magnifying glass + handsaw*

The 120th round has concluded, with >!El Condor Pasa!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Sirius Symboli!< being eliminated 💀 >!(El Condor Pasa: 28 - Sirius Symboli: 24)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• You ain't from Okbuddyumamusume if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
• *They're drinking juice 🍷
• surprise song of the day

>"No, I'm EVIL Losers Bracket post." Said the EVIL Losers Bracket post 😧

Round 120 + LOVE of Wheelchair Tournament:

• I'm really excited for the new movie!' I exclaim with excitement.
• Little did I know that it would be a feature. A creature feature.
• Featuring: the creature.

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• I typed “P” on my Uma’s computer as a joke.
• "Peenar explosion chamber". 😧

The 119th round has concluded, with >!Symboli Rudolf!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Symboli Rudolf: 27 - Oguri Cap: 9)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• You ain't from Okbuddyumamusume if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
• *They're drinking juice 🍷
• surprise song of the day

>At this point, it's pretty clear who's gonna be the winner 🚗🐴

Round 110 + 9 of Wheelchair Tournament: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE J*RSES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR J*RSES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Suspiciously r/horse_decimator_9000 -shaped Umamusume larper: 😾😾😾

The 118th round has concluded, with >!Maruzensky!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Agnes Tachyon: 19 - Maruzensky: 62)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• You ain't from Okbuddyumamusume if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
• surprise song of the day

Myrtle tanked it like a true chad bro I'm crine 😭🙏 (except for the potential icon)

It only affected up to Ptilopsis and Silence (as you can see in the first image), that's why Ambriel is still standing like a goat (Ambriel IS the Sankta goat though).

>!Yes, I don't actually play Reclaimation Algorithm (except the tutorial because I was forced to) 😔!<

"It's fine, I'm not upset." - Suspiciously upset-shaped Priestess 😾

>

Round 110 + 8 of Wheelchair Tournament: Is propped corn allowed here? I guess...? And hope so...? Please be real 🙏

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Propped corn? Wonder how it tastes. 🤔

The 117th round has concluded, with >!Aoi Kiryuin!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Aoi Kiryuin: 23 - Belno Light: 14)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• HARD to choose AND while choosing 🥶
• You ain't from Mississippi if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
• surprise song of the day

>Yes, I... I am...!!! A TRUE LARPER!!! LARP FLASH!!!

Round 110 + 7 of Wheelchair Tournament: Humanpyoi or Let's LARP. ? 🤔

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Buy one Kiryuin, get one Meek for free / Buy one Belno, get one... no wait, you can't pick Oguri (upcoming round), try picking someone else from CinGray instead 😔

The 116th round has concluded, with >!Super Creek!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Super Creek: 40 - King Halo: 27)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• Just this once.
• You ain't from Mississippi if u never had fried Wheelchair Tournament before 🍽
• surprise song of the day

Round 110 + 6 of Wheelchair Tournament: Super Creek (Warfare) - Flowery Shadow Amongst the Gentle Rain:

• Ninja Art: Seal of the Smiling Heart:

If you're in a good position (but not leading) during any Middle Leg corner, your stamina will recover; in Medium and Long races, your speed will also slightly increase.

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Mejiro Ardan's milk calculation when?

The 115th round has concluded, with >!Gold City!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Gold City: 23 - Nice Nature: 22)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• Milk calculation series next please 🍼
• surprise song of the day

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Round 110 + 5 of Wheelchair Tournament: Gold Experience or Requiem ? 🤔

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• A "Wheelchair Tournament" post a day keeps the horse away 🐎

The 114th round has concluded, with >!Taiki Shuttle!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Sakura Chiyono O: 8 - Taiki Shuttle: 24)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• Always "if" and "when" but never "is" 💔
• surprise song of the day

>Imagine if Wheelchair Tournament got a Season 2 🤔

Round 110 + 4 of Wheelchair Tournament: Durandal upscale ✅ or Or pvp boss ⚔

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• A week had passed...?

The 113th round has concluded, with >!Eishin Flash!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Vodka: 13 - Eishin Flash: 26)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• Durandal upscale?! 🤔🤔🤔 (yes this IS a Durandal upscale)
• surprise song of the day

>Idk. I'm not a woodchuck. - Suspiciously woodchuck-shaped person.

Round 110 + 3 of Wheelchair Tournament: 

• Step 1: Go to Danbooru, search [name] + [japanese_clothes]
• Step 2: Bingo 😼 (remember to search for the original author post)

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Day 6 of trying to invent a new number... Uh... Lemme think... Eureka! I shall name it... >!67!< 👌

The 112th round has concluded, with >!Still in Love!< being the winner 🏆 >!(Still in Love: 26 - Agnes Digital: 16)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood! - A woodchuck.
• If you're wondering, having sex with either means you're cucking their partner (extremely important information).
• surprise song of the day

>WINNERS BRACKET TOMORROW NOW!!! 🗣🔥

Round 110 + 2 of Wheelchair Tournament: Sunflowers or Straight Fent ? 🤔

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Day 5 of waiting for Winners Bracket

The 111th round has concluded, with >!Dream Journey!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Fenomeno!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Fenomeno: 15 - Dream Journey: 18)!<

• Winners Bracket: Winner advances forward, while loser gets demoted to Losers Bracket 👨‍🦽
• Bro we're gonna starv-
• surprise song of the day

>[LIVE PANOPTICON REACTION]

Round 110 + 1 of Wheelchair Tournament:

• A visitor? (Stego)
• Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. (Dorija)
• The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. (Festa)
• However, the blood of Gentildonna stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, weapon. (Orfe)
• And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Heaven… (Golshi)
• You shall do as an appetizer. (Feno)

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Day 4 of traveling through Hell- wait what *panopticon fucking explodes*

The 110th round has concluded, with >!Mr. C.B.!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Seiun Sky!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Mr. C.B.: 26 - Seiun Sky: 10)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE. *fucking bodyslams you to death*
• surprise song of the day

>As human beings, we all have the right to live and the right to die (right?).
So where's the latter part for me? Where is my right to DIE?! 🗣🔥

Round 110 of Wheelchair Tournament: If you lose, I'll teach you, brat! or If I lose, may damnation befalls me!!! 🤔 ?

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Day 3 of The rot consumes.

The 109th round has concluded, with >!Satono Diamond!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Mejiro Palmer!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Satono Diamond: 25 - Mejiro Palmer: 24)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• nooonoooo grow grow GROW 🌳
• surprise song of the day

>I just hit the jackpot!!! 🤑🔥

Round 100+9 of Wheelchair Tournament: Waiter, waiter! More Uma in miko clothes please! or Actually, any Japanese clothes count 👍 🤔 ?

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Day 2 of asking Mr.Beast to NOT collab with me 😼

The 108th round has concluded, with >!Mihono Bourbon!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Vivlos!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Vivlos: 18 - Mihono Bourbon: 27)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• Dudes be saying they want Tuca Donka as Hakari's Theme when this GEM 💎 exists 🤑
• surprise song of the day
• Seven-seven-seven (Ayy) Seven-seven-seven (Ayy) Seven-seven-seven (Ayy) Seven-seven-seven (I just hit the) Seven-seven-seven (Ayy) Seven-seven-seven (Ayy) Seven-seven-seven (Ayy) Seven-seven-seven

>Imagine having 40TB of evidence against you bruh 💔

Round 100+8 of Wheelchair Tournament: Why is this creature so :3 ?? 😾 or Can cyborgs get pregnant? No no, this is a genuine question. 🤔 ?

Is this what you want? Strike me down, Zeus! Oh, you don't have the balls-⚡ :

• Hey, what if I stopped putting anything here until something funny happens, like imagine Waldo posting a normal post for once, or at least make something about me?
• Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

The 107th round has concluded, with >!Mejiro Dober!< being the winner 🏆 and >!Matikanefukukitaru!< being eliminated 💀 >!(Matikanefukukitaru: 23 - Mejiro Dober: 25)!<

• Losers Bracket: Whoever loses get eliminated 💀
• "Meow'm meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow gta 6 meow meow. 😼" (I'm back baby, just stole a copy of GTA 6 for myself. 😼) - Miss.Christine
• "I don't care how long it takes- *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*"