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You know what I love about Amy?
Amy always offers me COOKIES!
Sweet, delicious, beautiful cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

Amy is the greatest person in the whole world!
She says so all the time!
No one is good enough to be her friend, except me!
That's great! Because that means more cookies for me!
That's why I love her so much!

One time we wanted to buy cookies from the vending machine.
We had strong cookies cravings, but some girl was already using the machine ahead of us.
Amy told her to go look for the change lost by others under the other vending machines, and the girl burst into tears and ran away.
Amy is great! Thanks to that, we satisfied our cookies cravings so much faster!
That's why I love her so much!

Another time, another girl was using the machine when we approached it.
Amy told her to get the f*** out of there, but she didn't listen.
As a fully deserved punishment, Amy told everyone she heard this girl doing some *weird* things with her pen in the bathroom!
That stupid girl didn't know how to take a joke and committed-OH! COOKIES!
Amy just brought cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

It doesn't matter if she's actually a terrible person.
It doesn't matter if she does horrible things to others.
It doesn't matter if actually she hates me too.

She has cookies!
I love cookies!!!
The world is a much better place with people who share cookies with me!

And I'm gonna eat them all!

You know what I love about Amy?
Amy always offers me COOKIES!
Sweet, delicious, beautiful cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

Amy is the greatest person in the whole world!
She says so all the time!
No one is good enough to be her friend, except me!
That's great! Because that means more cookies for me!
That's why I love her so much!

One time we wanted to buy cookies from the vending machine.
We had strong cookies cravings, but some girl was already using the machine ahead of us.
Amy told her to go look for the change lost by others under the other vending machines, and the girl burst into tears and ran away.
Amy is great! Thanks to that, we satisfied our cookies cravings so much faster!
That's why I love her so much!

Another time, another girl was using the machine when we approached it.
Amy told her to get the f*** out of there, but she didn't listen.
As a fully deserved punishment, Amy told everyone she heard this girl doing some *weird* things with her pen in the bathroom!
That stupid girl didn't know how to take a joke and committed-OH! COOKIES!
Amy just brought cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

It doesn't matter if she's actually a terrible person.
It doesn't matter if she does horrible things to others.
It doesn't matter if actually she hates me too.

She has cookies!
I love cookies!!!
The world is a much better place with people who share cookies with me!

And I'm gonna eat them all!

You know what I love about Amy?
Amy always offers me COOKIES!
Sweet, delicious, beautiful cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

Amy is the greatest person in the whole world!
She says so all the time!
No one is good enough to be her friend, except me!
That's great! Because that means more cookies for me!
That's why I love her so much!

One time we wanted to buy cookies from the vending machine.
We had strong cookies cravings, but some girl was already using the machine ahead of us.
Amy told her to go look for the change lost by others under the other vending machines, and the girl burst into tears and ran away.
Amy is great! Thanks to that, we satisfied our cookies cravings so much faster!
That's why I love her so much!

Another time, another girl was using the machine when we approached it.
Amy told her to get the f*** out of there, but she didn't listen.
As a fully deserved punishment, Amy told everyone she heard this girl doing some *weird* things with her pen in the bathroom!
That stupid girl didn't know how to take a joke and committed-OH! COOKIES!
Amy just brought cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

It doesn't matter if she's actually a terrible person.
It doesn't matter if she does horrible things to others.
It doesn't matter if actually she hates me too.

She has cookies!
I love cookies!!!
The world is a much better place with people who share cookies with me!

And I'm gonna eat them all!

You know what I love about Amy?
Amy always offers me COOKIES!
Sweet, delicious, beautiful cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

Amy is the greatest person in the whole world!
She says so all the time!
No one is good enough to be her friend, except me!
That's great! Because that means more cookies for me!
That's why I love her so much!

One time we wanted to buy cookies from the vending machine.
We had strong cookies cravings, but some girl was already using the machine ahead of us.
Amy told her to go look for the change lost by others under the other vending machines, and the girl burst into tears and ran away.
Amy is great! Thanks to that, we satisfied our cookies cravings so much faster!
That's why I love her so much!

Another time, another girl was using the machine when we approached it.
Amy told her to get the f*** out of there, but she didn't listen.
As a fully deserved punishment, Amy told everyone she heard this girl doing some *weird* things with her pen in the bathroom!
That stupid girl didn't know how to take a joke and committed-OH! COOKIES!
Amy just brought cookies!!!
That's why I love her so much!

It doesn't matter if she's actually a terrible person.
It doesn't matter if she does horrible things to others.
It doesn't matter if actually she hates me too.

She has cookies!
I love cookies!!!
The world is a much better place with people who share cookies with me!

And I'm gonna eat them all!