FINALLY
The jolt of electricity that hit my body when I saw a post from this subreddit and realized “oh my god wait I can post MY dad’s hysterical text!” (Shout out to whomever posted their dad adorably mistaking a broken heart tee for a Superman tee on his lil emoji)
This happened back in 2015 and thank god I had the wherewithal to screenshot it because to this day, it still makes me laugh.
Enjoy!
Edit: woweeee!!! Okay a lot of mixed feelings about this LOL for more context, though there’s not much, this was when I was in college about 10 hours away from him, hence why I was telling him I missed him — before the outrageous drown mf text. At the time, I was seriously SHOCKED when he got an iPhone and was texting… he was a yellow and black brick phone guy forever so all of a sudden he’s texting!?! It was wild. Also at the time, he was drinking big time and spent his evenings getting rowdy with his friends, playing dominos in his garage and talking shiiiit. So truly, despite some thinking my dad secretly hates me and wants me to drown, I think this was a mistake text meant for someone else, like a friend, and he was drunk and didn’t know what I was talking about, nor did he really have the wherewithal to look back at texts. I don’t know yall okay!!!! This is all I got!!!!
Edit #2: to whomever said I was responding to comments like a lunatic and asked if I am on speed- no, I just think it’s kind and fun to respond to people :-) it’s been a very interesting night thanks yall!!!! I wish I could explain this to my dad but he doesn’t even know what Reddit is. Anywho, don’t drown mfers <3