u/aFuckingTroglodyte

I swear to fuck i will turn this entire goddamn area into a gigantic strip mall parking lot
▲ 1.8k r/valheim

I swear to fuck i will turn this entire goddamn area into a gigantic strip mall parking lot

Also can i just say, how the fuck is it fair that my fucking food will turn in to coal if i leave it for too long for the sake of "ReAlISm" but giant ass trolls and bears won't hurt those swarming motherfucking dwarf bastards when they swing with the force of 1000 fucking hammers hitting my dick at the same time?

I like the game but sometimes i feel like it was mathematically designed by the greatest minds in history to be as obnoxious as possible. This is the video game equivalent of CBT.

What the fuck Nintendo.

Rant over, thank you for coming to my TED talk

u/aFuckingTroglodyte — 3 days ago