

SOMEONE RAN OVER MY COW
Do I roll it up and put it in a suitcase? Use it as a duvet at night? How do I inflate him again?


Do I roll it up and put it in a suitcase? Use it as a duvet at night? How do I inflate him again?
Symmetry? Flawless. Belly? Scritchable. Neck? 90 degrees. Thighs? Fried chicken. Bed? Taken. Scroll right to see pictures taken on the same day in positions that I DO NOT KNOW how he could possibly be comfortable in. P.s. in the last picture, he is asleep. I do not know how he balances his empty little head on a snoot so thin.
today i saw my mum putting the blankets flat on the bed. she clearly had no clue what she was doing. you need to maximize the entropy of the bed to store enough energy so you can open a portal into the void. it's the wisdom of the zoi, but too bad she is hairless and snootless. i fixed it for her so now i deserve a nice 5hr nap in her spot
17 week baby boy
I'm so in love with the giant ears, especially when he's asleep and gravity happens
May he never grow out of these floppy ears
Does anyone know if there are fenced lawns in Central Park that allow dogs?
My 4 month borzoi just got fully vaxxed and is ready to take his zoomies there. However, he has zero recall skills and they probably won't get better in a while.
I'm one month in with my 14 wk old baby. He has been a sweet and easy puppy in all aspects but the one thing I wish I could get over with is teething. We're ramping up to the peak so it's getting worse every week. I get it that their gums hurt all the time so they need to have something in their mouth. I just really look forward to it being over cuz then he won't have to be in pain and I'll get to play with him normally. Does it really end at 6 months? Some people say borzoi mature slower so it only meaningfully finishes at 8 months. When did your zoi grow out of their land shark phase?