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Why can’t a T-Rex ever win Mr. Olympia? 🦖💪
Because it can’t handle ‘a steroid’ …
u/afarro — 6 hours ago
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I like rare delicacies, but after a long time, I went back to chicken …
It tasted like bald eagle …
u/afarro — 8 days ago
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$15 for a footlong Subway sandwich?!
This is a joke …
u/afarro — 2 months ago
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Someone asked me what it means when you ask a question and the other person replies, “That’s a good question.”
I told him: “That’s a good question.”
u/afarro — 2 months ago
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I have eye of the tiger, heart of a lion …
but apparently you get paid the most for a rhino horn …
u/afarro — 2 months ago
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Have you heard Dr. Frankenstein joke about his monster?
You're going to be left in stitches …
u/afarro — 3 months ago
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Why don’t dinosaurs post on Reddit?
Because they’d get absolutely killed in the comet section ...
u/afarro — 3 months ago
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What would a bird say if it wasn’t in a hurry?
“I’ve gotta run now … “
u/afarro — 3 months ago
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Why did the astronauts get lost in outer space?
Because they didn’t understand the ‘gravity’ of the situation …
u/afarro — 3 months ago
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My doctor told me the medication I’m taking …
can cause mild passive-aggressiveness as a side effect.
I told him, “Oh really? You think so?” …
u/afarro — 3 months ago