u/agreeablepastries

I’m a male with quite long hair. A queued-up customer with a buzz cut and a horrifically receding hairline told his pal, who I was ringing up, that it makes me look like a rat (lmao). He said it in Spanish, which he must have assumed I didn’t speak because I greeted them in English. Come on, I fucking look as if I belong in Apocalypto.

Baldie seemed quite shocked when I asked him, in Spanish, what animal he’d resemble with the little hair he had left.