Please Fairy lock your doors better🙏, the weirdos escaped and want to usb-a her type-c🥀

Please Fairy lock your doors better🙏, the weirdos escaped and want to usb-a her type-c🥀

Why Phaethon so horny, both are pushing mid 20s💀

^(This actually frying me, since I didn't have to change text. Actually happened in-game😗)

u/alanEdger — 2 days ago

Spook Shack earning extra money💰 to pay for Student Loans in completely ordinary burger place (@Waoow)

u/alanEdger — 2 days ago

is this same as doing blackface? Are Belle & Wise racists🫩

They have gotten too cocky after all that dirty money poured from Mayor. Truly despicable proxies

u/alanEdger — 3 days ago

Ball sag, verified mingled and manheld by me.

Ben Bigger is Biggest (just like 2 melons in polyester bags, do not touch skin it's prickly)

Lycaon, Vlad Brickford, & Seth are all law abiding hardworking citizens. They maintain the tightness of youthful balls.

New Eridu Law 6.23.b confiscates ballz, do not worry they are safely stored​.. ig

Pyrois is holding back, arguably he wouldn't be able to achieve sagginies in one instant. Sagginies is earned, only seasoned mofos can achieve that. But he might have massive dih down there

back to 9/5 tomorrow🫩

u/alanEdger — 7 days ago

So jigglys jiggle but did it jig like a proper jiggle or nah??🤔 no math involved [agenda]

look at the physics of Sigrid, some people have called it unrealistic but I (YES ME), have uncovered something more sinister.

>Big force equal bigger momentum, and big momentum mean mass is moving real fast.

When thrust hit, both orbs get squished under this immense power and deform instead of being thrusty like Caeser. Deformation happen to take around the crack and diverged in both of ends of hips like shock waves? if she have pure muscle from gym, that shockwave would stop under same move.

BUT as we can see, the mass flowed like liquid tantalizing jelly across her hip crease and almost going far BEYOND. This mean Sigrid have so much fatty tissue and almost no muscle down below her cheeks.

And 3.1 story supports my claim, look at the undisputable facts:

  • She skip her leg day! She skips her woekout every single time, because her leg not absorbing shock like trained knight.
  • The Pancake obssession? her hips so soft and bouncy, right? Because she go to Mr. ROAR massive and order 12 stacks of syrup pancakes in her mouth! In one gobble!!! Absolute diabetesmaxxing
  • The Mascot Suit Cover-up🤯⁉️ Why she own that giant Mr Roar fursuit costume🤔? She use costume to hide the stuff3d belly and walk home without anyone noticing😮‍💨‼️

So physics is clear. Her cheeks are THAT soft because she never do any cardio and fund mr. roar's entire business by herself.

Absolute authentical jiggle!!

u/alanEdger — 14 days ago