u/aliciathehomie

If you or someone you know has ever been in a too-many-Peloton collision, please contact Alicia. Do you have a Peloton you don’t use? Do you care about like one, unimportant person in your community? Do you want to be seen as super cool? Do you want way less money than your Peloton is worth, but want to see another super cool person get healthier and happier? Do you like dogs, too?

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE ELIGIBLE TO HELP ALICIA BE HEALTHIER AGAIN.

WITH YOUR DONATION (or selling Peloton), YOU WILL BE SUPPORTING A COOL PERSON. YOU CAN TRUST ME. SHE IS COOL.

IF YOU CANNOT PELOTON, FOR LIKE A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY, SHE WILL DRAW YOU A PICTURE OF SOMETHING. YOU WON’T LIKE IT.

Thank you for listening to my PSA.

I am 30. I started college in the fall, but all of my classes were online. Today was my first day of physically being in a real college classroom. I felt like I did on my first day of high school, minus the already having friends thing. It is a beginning drawing class, so not math, but she was having a brain-blank and quickly asked what 8 x 2 is. The class said 16 as I said 18. I didn’t realize what I had said. Then she said “minus 1…” and everyone said 15 when I said 17. That is when I realized I was horribly mistaken.

20 people, mostly WAY younger than me, witnessed me. I might as well have told the professor I love her.