u/allisonknowsbest

The only times she comes to CA is when she's having work done.. And always to So Cal which is where she's at again 👀

I don't follow Sarah but I went to search her name to look for the cat lady plastic surgery face stories and this is what came up 🫠

First, RIP to the actual Dr. Sarah Knuth who did pass away in July.

But bro. IG used to have a description about Sarah here when you searched her name, and that is completely wiped.

It has this other woman's description now attached to Sarah's photo and actual IG handle.

I still can't get over the front door being on the side of the front porch, facing a wall.

What is at the end of the front porch? Another door, or another blank wall?

It's so bizarre.

Who does she think is taking makeup advice from her?

I can’t believe how different Hollie looks

Not snarking on a baby, pointing out that this 15 month old toddler needs help and an evaluation. Not walking and gets around by scoot-dragging on the floor. Sarah would rather hide it than take time out of her day to address it.

Also she had zoomed in on G and as soon as she started scoot-dragging across the floor, Sarah cut away from her so fast and kept talking to the camera like an experienced actress. Nothing to see here.

There are only 2 individuals in the Evanson household that are of legal drinking age. Most men I know don’t drink champagne. Something tells me Abby gets plastered every night and online shops. No sober person spends like she does. Only alcoholics photograph alcohol bottles in their shopping stories

Hollie and Darek.. (And yes apparently I liked it back in the day when I actually enjoyed following her.) But they look almost unrecognizable.

Anyone catch her stories the other day saying she doesn't wear underwear ever because she hates underwear? We know. You show us daily.

Quote from Abby:

"Everyone says I never get on here and say what I don't like. I'll tell you. Everyone's raving about the Miu Miu sunglasses that are oversized and kind of square. To me, they're SO done. Like, been there done that. They look dated. They look like a pair of sunglasses I would have bought 2 or 3 years ago."

1 - no one, and I mean no one, is commenting that Abby isn't posting about what she doesn't like. Who cares what she doesn't like?? No influencer posts about what they don't like.

2. These Miu Miu sunglasses are now sold out, and I actually bought them myself and love them (and apparently many others do too since they're sold out!) . Thinking they sold out before Abby could buy them and that's why she's hating, because if she could make a buck posting a photo wearing them, she absolutely would.

*Pic is of Hollie Woodward wearing the sunglasses that Abby is throwing shade at.

Katy copied at least 3 outfits from the NSale that Hollie posted 4 days ago. Here are two of them..

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I would bet money that's Brielle's new car. She doesn't even have a license yet. And of course Hollie just had to take a backpack photo of the youngest out in the driveway with the new Jeep strategically staged in the background 🙄

Hollie Woodward claims that her husband Darek planned their entire Euro trip "on his own" and that he "missed his calling as a travel agent."

She apparently forgot that she tagged Nashville-based CW Luxury Travel in one of her initial Paris stories showing off their fancy apartment.

If planning a Euro trip all on his own means he called a local travel agent, then sure he "planned" it.

But planning a Euro trip when you have tons of money and don't work bc your wife is the breadwinner isn't a flex, esp when you just called a luxury travel agent to do it for you.

Redfin notified me this house was for sale again, I guess because I had looked at it previously. It's only been on the market 11 days and they've already dropped the price $205K. Must really want out.

And the agent writes, "A RARE opportunity to own a beautifully updated, resort-style estate situated on 1.6 acres in a gated private community."

Idk, this is the 4th time it's been for sale in the past 5 years, so doesn't seem that rare to me.

Wonder what's wrong with it that everyone keeps selling it so quickly..

Um no, she doesn't look like she's about to fall asleep. She needs an evaluation for not walking, talking, or feeding herself at 15 months old.

What possesses these people to put on bathing suits and then do a cringey family dance in front of the camera? Something looks off with her husband too.

I cringe whenever I see that em dash used (dead giveaway). That, and those of us who have spent any time on ChatGPT, know this was written by ChatGPT.

What a lazy post. The entire thing was written by AI.