u/angelaboveme3

They shall be whimsical and odd, just like our fair men in a band.

Calum: “THE COSMIC SENSATION STATION” - nobody really knows what he does, but the bass gets louder when he arrives.

Ashton: “THE SUPERNOVA SHAMAN” - able to produce grooves that will keep your booty shaking at all times, hypnosis powers - careful, he’ll reel you in with his biceps

Luke: “THE GALACTIC SADBOY” - protector of everyone’s a star, destroyer of emotional stability, a striking smartass

Michael: “THE INTERSTELLAR INFERNO” - capable of guitar riffs that are so powerful they will actually bend your mind, uses metaphors to confuse you, if he asks you to get louder, DO WHAT HE SAYS.

Together they form the 5star5. Defender of everyone’s a star. Winner of completely real awards. All while sharing one braincell among them