I have no idea the context of stalker Greg on tiktok is aside from this video that just popped up on my fyp. He likely has nothing to do with the Greg army, but good on this Greg for saving the day😅
This is old and I'm not really big on HB, but when Danny went "OH THEY'RE CLOWNFISH!" I was right along with him and thought that was genius. Cause the whole circus theme and it being a clever homophone for "-Clown, bitch!".
Disappointed when I realized that wasn't the actual lyric and the song was just rhyming bitch with bitch the entire time.
I know this is a strange request in the *Drarry* subreddit, but you know how there's the typical drama and heartache from the main Drarry storyline while there's the witty supportive side pairing (typically Ronmione or Blansy) who have their shit together, consoling the main pair who are hopelessy pining after eachother?
Yeah flip that. Anyone have any fics centering around a different couple while Drarry are an established side pairing with their shit together and their relationship already figured out? Harry and Draco as the funny supportive side pairing watching the main pair flounder and hopelessly pine after eachother as they (Drarry) watch in amusement and exasperation.
I'm open to any ships: Ronmione, Blansy, Pansmione, Blairon, Linny, Ginsy, most pairings.
Just looking for some loyal Draco fics where he and Harry are already dating and Harry gets a little jealous (and a bit insecure) of some exceptionally handsome wealthy man hitting on Draco.
Draco paying this handsome wealthy man no mind and directly putting the guy down, saying that Harry is so much more attractive than he is and he doesn't want anyone, but Harry.
Draco and Harry going home with Harry internally really giddy about the scene Draco made about rejecting some guy.
In a fit of teenage rebellion against his parents, Draco starts pursuing the people his parents (mostly Lucius) hate more than anyone, the Weasleys.
-Draco briefly dates Ginny, realizes he's gay and they part ways (maybe Ginny only dates him to make Harry jealous).
-Draco starts flirting with Ron. Doesn't go anywhere cause Ron is horrified of the idea of Malfoy being into him and Harry's watchful eyes burning bald spots in the back of his head.
-Draco goes for the twins, successfully goes out with George (or Fred). They break it off not long after.
-Draco tries for Percy, but Percy shuts that all done and gives him a whole lecture about problematic age gaps or something.
-Draco proceeds to openly crush on Bill and Charlie. "Curse breakers and dragon tamers, Pan!"
Meanwhile, Harry is just seething in the background. Wishing his mom's genes had given him red hair and debating just dying it red.
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Harry: I'm the boy-who-live, half-muggle, and had a poor upbringing. What could possibly be a bigger fuck you to your parents than that?!
Draco: What????