u/arrested92times

I cleaned the kitchen real nice and I'm making her favorite dinner

My dad left me a great bike, all aluminum trek with a carbon fork, but it's a little too big for me. I'd like to trade it in at a shop for something else. Any recommendations or should I just deal with selling it on Craigslist/Facebook

Fella spends all day gooning and playing Head Smoove Off Simulator 4 and then wants to tell me that his problem is he's seen too many mean tweets and it made him scared to get pussy okay pal

Ari era is the best it's been since the election