u/audiblebleeding

(Inspired by a post featuring an animated “Clockwork Orange” character reading Ryan’s unsealed text messages. Unfortunately, the post was deleted and I don't know who the author was.)

As previously discussed*, "Gordon Reynolds" is Ryan Reynolds fictional evil twin brother, and Ryan uses the character to play a bitter, sarcastic version of himself who relentlessly roasts Ryan's career and public  persona*. 

Gordon was also credited as the actor playing "Nicepool" in the movie Deadpool & Wolverine. “Gordon/Nicepool” was created by an apoplectically jealous Ryan Reynolds to be brutally murdered by the character Ladypool, voice acted by Blake Lively but portrayed by a stunt double because Ryan knew that Blake wouldn’t fit into the skin tight Ladypool costume.

It is unclear whether “Gordon” is simply a long running comedy bit or a manifestation of some dark pathological process similar to dissociative identity disorder.

(*https://www.reddit.com/r/teamjustinbaldoni/s/r4GYTIJs0B)

Did Ryan Reynolds indirectly blame a devastating school fire on Gordon, his evil twin “brother”?  
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Ryan has admitted to involvement in a school fire as a child, “…I once burned down a ‘wing’ of my elementary school... no one found out who it was and I think the statute of limitations has run out."

 In a later interview, Ryan implied that one of his “brothers” actually started the fire and that it was only a tree that burned and not a building. 

Interestingly, Ryan’s original story ties to a 1987 fire at Queen Elizabeth Elementary School in Vancouver, a historic building destroyed by suspected arson.  The fire was described as a "thundering mass of flames”, and no arrests were ever made.  Ryan would have been around 10 years old at the time. 

Disclaimer:

This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).

All  references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”.  Ryan Reynolds.

Disclaimer:

This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).

All  references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”.  Ryan Reynolds.

Reaction’s to Blake Lively’s  “Mountain of Evidence” narrative:
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"Where is the mountain of evidence that Blake and her Scooby doo gang speak of multiple times in interviews?"     

"The 'mountain of evidence' is apparently just a collection of cherry-picked texts that the judge eventually threw out."     

"The ‘mountain of evidence’ rhetoric was purely to drive the Vanzan subpoenas.”   

"Blake Lively supposedly had mountains of evidence, a strong case, and was fighting for women and safer workplaces yet settled. If she's in the stronger legal position, why isn’t she the one with the leverage to refuse settlement?"       

"If you have a mountain of evidence, you don't settle for NIL right before the jury is seated. You go for the throat."      

"Maybe the NYT should hand over their 'mountains of evidence' to Lively’s lawyers as they haven’t found any themselves."

"Blake kept talking about a 'Mountain of Evidence’, but when it came time for the Great Unsealing, it was more like a ‘Molehill of Hurt Feelings’."

Disclaimer:

This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).

All  references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”.  Ryan Reynolds.

Originally posted by u/same-difference-ave
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.634304/gov.uscourts.nysd.634304.1435.0.pdf

Reactions to the writing of Ellyn Garafolo on Reddit:
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“Ellyn S. 'Fuck Around and Find Out' Garofalo."  

"The contempt is fkn dripping off this little gem...".

“After 17 months and tens of millions of dollars in legal fees , a delusional Blake Lively is calling a zero dollar cash settlement a ‘resounding victory’”

"Freedman is awesome but Garofalo may positively be cutthroat—I love it!"  

"Ellyn is more like akin to lion you don't know has been sitting in the bushes watching you walk towards her and she's ready to silently rip your throat out...".

 "What Stephanie Jones and Blake Lively did was exactly what Ellyn Garofalo called it - piracy."  

“I now have a new favorite lawyer. This is a masterpiece."

Reactions to Blake’s Met Gala appearance:       
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“Blakes presence at the Gala was a mockery to survivors with her phoney claims that the lawsuit was about empowering women."   

 "She is taking a victory lap for what? For being a bully who spent $50M to destroy Justin Baldoni’s reputation and career?"  u/mistressusa        

"She is absolutely prancing in victory. Just gross. So gross." u/Ok-Office-6645       

"She ruined Justin's life, got her PGA, and stole his work. It’s like nothing ever happened. She is shameless." u/kurtchella        

“Showing up at a high-profile fashion event  hours after settling a nasty legal battle was completely shameless and tone-deaf."    

"It's honestly so awful. This case gave all of us who have been bullied, ganged up on, vilified and left powerless and traumatized hope for the underdog... it absolutely guts me because I thought finally a narcissist would have to publicly apologize." u/Ok-Office-6645       

"Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend a Bezos led event during an 'eat the rich' era doesn't show a lot of PR savvy to me.” u/Princess_of_the_Um       

“Her showing up at the MET gala was a mockery to all the victims. She then pretends to be a shy person...who would believe that? We have seen how horrible Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are.”
u/fatincomingvirus

“Studios will  see her as difficult to work with and litigious regardless of how many red carpets she walks.”  

“Sounds like another failed Ryan Reynolds marketing move. He'll send her there to remind people that she's queen of the event, but choose to skip it as her date because he wants nothing to do with that shitshow.” u/No-Shock-2055

"She previously insisted the lawsuit was her way to empower other women. But Monday night, it was almost like her cause never mattered at all, exposing Lively v Baldoni as the shameless power grab that it was."

“Well, she's going back to what she was prior to this lawsuit, vapid, self obsessed and fake. Justin will go back to what he was prior to this lawsuit, a conscientious, caring person, always working to improve the lives of others.”  u/Weekly-Mirror-7811

(I thought I was pretty much done with editorial cartoon posts in r/teamjustinbaldoni until Blake decided to attend the Gala. At this point, I think it’s safe to forgo the legal disclaimer.)

With his career, marriage, and most importantly his family on the brink of total destruction, the director has no choice but to reclaim the long abandoned mantle of INVINCIBLE, his superhero alter ego.

But the husband and father is not the fearless young warrior he once was. He’s humbler now. Wiser. In a quiet moment of self-reflection, he realizes that “INVINCIBLE” is too bold a title for the man he has now become.  He adds the simple, self-deprecating word “just” to his legendary alias, and JUSTINVINCIBLE is born.

*Fun fact:  Justin Baldoni was born in 1984, and is now 42 years old.  Mark Grayson, the alter ego of the heroic comic book character “INVINCIBLE”, was “born” in 1987, so their  “calendar ages” are  surprisingly similar.     

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invincible_(character)

This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).    

All  references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.     

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.    

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”.  Ryan Reynolds.