
our stapler left the land of the living, to live among the staples
(pic of stapler, 17-yr fritz, aka chonk, pictured receiving belly rubs after said stapling incident). i posted a nasty bite injury almost a year ago. he was a frail old man and nearly blind, but he is in a better place now, in a backyard plot filled with sunflowers and more things to be stapled. i survived my 10-day course of antibiotics, and remain here to tell the tale