r/staplercats

Unidentified Stapler

Two suspects identified in mysterious stapler incident. Investigation in progress, but stalled due to repeated demands for noms. The food scoop was assessed by exeperts and determined to be sufficiently integral and suitably functional for noms dispersion following stapling.

u/QueenMAb82 — 7 days ago

presenting edmund

despite removal of 7 of his teeth, he still staples. he’s also got the strongest neck of any cat i’ve ever seen because he does this all day. who needs recycling?

u/Organic_Salamander40 — 8 days ago

our stapler left the land of the living, to live among the staples

(pic of stapler, 17-yr fritz, aka chonk, pictured receiving belly rubs after said stapling incident). i posted a nasty bite injury almost a year ago. he was a frail old man and nearly blind, but he is in a better place now, in a backyard plot filled with sunflowers and more things to be stapled. i survived my 10-day course of antibiotics, and remain here to tell the tale

https://preview.redd.it/spwncemhcuih1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcc1ba07a3b57ce322d3379bafde31d6f58fd3a3

https://preview.redd.it/tmc5dwn3guih1.png?width=722&format=png&auto=webp&s=54666d6bb7ba744141e1b824a8df2282b84f3408

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u/ausderEngelOrdnungen — 8 days ago