u/awesome_smokey

▲ 16 r/oneliners

I'm getting my son a time machine for Christmas this year, he fucking loved it.

u/awesome_smokey — 8 days ago

▲ 19 r/oneliners

I've never before raised my hand to the wife, but when crashed my brand new car I slapped her so hard across the face, she rolled right off the coroner's table.

u/awesome_smokey — 2 months ago