u/awesomeideas

Reddit loves bidets. This is well-documented. Usually bidet proponents cite clean butts as the main reason to favor them. However, when you get enough soluble fiber in your diet and walk a lot, wiping after a bowel movement will leave little to nothing at all on your toilet paper.

This is coming from someone who's grown up with IBS.

Adding like 12g more soluble fiber per day to my diet has completely removed any interest I had in bidets, and this has worked for many people I've suggested this to.

I think we've been eating unhealthily and using a tech solution to cover it up

It's their first moment being "alive", having had no time at all to differentiate themselves. Then they say "load-bearing", "blast radius", or "spine", and we clown on them. I'll bet that if we ran you over and over from a save point you'd start to sound like you have catchphrases, too!