u/azurebluejam

My friend said I am racist for saying the world "Kalhu"

My friend said I am racist for saying the world "Kalhu"

so I guess I am racist, so DM me if you want me to spray you with kalhu paint

u/azurebluejam — 9 hours ago

r/Maldives trying to manifest u/silent_INTJ making it rain pizza in their lives

u/azurebluejam — 3 days ago

Do you think we need a spitting law?

have been walking around with flowers circling my head so I didnt realise that there could be more spitters than I realise here

u/azurebluejam — 3 days ago

We all know Japan lost because Burger said japan would win 2 - 0

Every prediction he makes jinxs the team. Bro said Norway would win because Haarland and haarland didnt even leave the bench. Just glad he isn't a fan of Argentina 🫢

u/azurebluejam — 6 days ago

What do we feel about 67? I take solace in the fact that Skibidi Toilet died so I know 67 will die too! also eggs are amazing

hi shameless egg promotion in the body content. Bis bis 🥚 🥚

u/azurebluejam — 11 days ago

Good Morning. Too many of you joined the r/Maldives discord. There goes my safe space

We live in a society. Read it again, we live in a society guyssssss... where a local like me can't even lurk in a digital corner without running into their cousin, their middle school English teacher (and believe me there are english teachers in there), and that one guy who stared at me too long at the bazaaru yesterday when I was trying to buy fruit (apparently no one buys fruit). I am crying

u/azurebluejam — 14 days ago

Club Sandwiches >>>>

Where is the food tag???

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u/azurebluejam — 15 days ago

Being a passenger princess in Malé raises my blood pressure

it just rises and doesn't come down. Any tips on getting it down? do I need to go on a calming walk? someone fix the roads plssssss

u/azurebluejam — 16 days ago

Maldives met up with the Magic Lamp and it says Portugal gonna win. SCORE 3 - 0

balahchey! nubeliyas ok

u/azurebluejam — 19 days ago

Just found out there is a cat orphanage type thing at MB parking lot

This is actually cool

u/azurebluejam — 19 days ago

All those who love work, can you please give me whatever it is that you're taking!?

Maldives should have 4 working days

u/azurebluejam — 22 days ago

Guys can you downvote this to downvote MarryBrown

the only thing going for them is their sauce

u/azurebluejam — 25 days ago