My boyfriend did exactly as I asked and I’m PISSED >:(
Dinner is an old banana peel; just the peel, my cat likes to eat the banana part.
Ugh so I (23F) was getting ready for a really romantic date night that my boyfriend (23M) had planned for us like 2 weeks ago and spent like $600 on (front row tickets to Magic Mike, my favorite), so of course because of how important it was I got home from Hobby Lobby (buying hats for my pet snakes, lolz) about 5 minutes before we had to leave for the show.
(EDIT: OMG guys I’m not from the US!! I didn’t know that Hobby Lobby was evil! In my country Hobby Lobby is okay, it’s not like America. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. Now that you all have educated me, I will stand united with your citizens).
Anyways, so I told my boyfriend when I got home: “I’m going to get ready real quick; I know I’m late but don’t rush me or tell me the time or anything like that because I will go absolutely berserk and probably kill you!"
But because my ADHD is sooo bad I completely lost track of the time!! (I also have athlete’s foot lolz also I’m on my period and haven’t eaten all day.)
So I finish getting ready like an absolute trouper and I come out of the bathroom and he’s passed out on the couch in his underwear (GROSS) and I see the oven clock and it says 2:14am, three whole hours after the show ENDED!!!
So of course I absolutely freaked!! I screamed him awake and barked at him for an answer about why he had let me be so late that we miss the show entirely instead of keeping me on track of my time like a good boyfriend does. And would you guess the audacity this man had to say, repeatedly: “You told me not to keep you on track or you’d kill me.”
UGH! I can’t…I can’t. Is this a dealbreaker? What would you do? Any advice pleasee girlies…