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Favorite non-Jersey World Cup merch that is actually fashionable

It's world cup season so everyone who wasn't already aware of the micro trend of wearing sports jerseys is now wearing sports jerseys to rep their favorite countries (or players).

Personally, I'd prefer repping my country through non-Jersey merch as many brands have made their own football merch that is actually quite fashionable.

Here's my list of some of my fav items:

- Levi's ringer Canada Tee

- Peace Collective's Canada Rugby

- Peace Collective's Canada Sweater

- Province of Canada's Canada Hat (If you were looking for a red and white hat and don't want to look like a MAGA, this is the hat for you)

- Province of Canada's Football Graphic Tee

Disclaimer: I don't own all of these items

What are r/ThrowingFits fav non-Jersey merch to rep their countries?

u/badcryptobitch — 6 days ago

Stoffel, a runtime for multiparty computation (MPC)

Hey y'all,

We recently launched Stoffel, a complete runtime for multiparty computation (MPC). MPC is a cryptography primitive that allows you to do distributed, privacy-preserving computation without needing to have the inputs for that computation. Think of it as a compiler that takes a regular single party program and transforms it into a distributed network in which the inputs are unknown to all of the nodes in the network.

Our goal is to empower developers to build privacy-first apps from the start instead of retrofitting it later on.

Would love for the TUI community to check it out.

Here's the GitHub: https://github.com/Stoffel-Labs/stoffel

u/badcryptobitch — 9 days ago

Stoffel, a runtime for multiparty computation (MPC)

Hi All,

We cut our first release of our MPC runtime (no this is not a typo, MPC =/= MCP), Stoffel. Multiparty computation (MPC) is a cryptography primitive that allows private distributed compute. It takes any program/function that is typically ran locally and transforms it into a program that can be executed across a set of nodes while keeping the inputs secret from each node as long as a threshold of them don't collude. In short, it's a way to get data privacy while still gaining utility from that data by being able to compute over it.

Our mission is to enable regular developers to build privacy-first apps from the start, instead of retrofitting or solely relying data privacy solutions (which really are just glorified data mapping solutions).

Our GitHub is here: https://github.com/Stoffel-Labs/stoffel/tree/main

u/badcryptobitch — 10 days ago
▲ 6 r/foss+1 crossposts

Released Stoffel, a complete runtime for multiparty computation (MPC)

Hi All,

We cut our first release of our MPC runtime (no this is not a typo, MPC =/= MCP), Stoffel. Multiparty computation (MPC) is a cryptography primitive that allows private distributed compute. It takes any program/function that is typically ran locally and transforms it into a program that can be executed across a set of nodes while keeping the inputs secret from each node as long as a threshold of them don't collude. In short, it's a way to get data privacy while still gaining utility from that data by being able to compute over it.

Our mission is to enable regular developers to build privacy-first apps from the start, instead of retrofitting or solely relying data privacy solutions (which really are just glorified data mapping solutions).

Our GitHub is here: https://github.com/Stoffel-Labs/stoffel/tree/main

u/badcryptobitch — 9 days ago
▲ 6 r/DistributedComputing+5 crossposts

(Re) Introducing Stoffel, Your Private by Design Teammate

We've finally launched the very first version of the Stoffel stack, Stoffel 0.1.0.

The team at Stoffel Labs has spent the past year, building an MPC runtime stack from scratched focused on making it easier for developers to integrate privacy into their apps without sacrificing their growth.

Let us know how it goes. Any feedback is appreciated.

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u/badcryptobitch — 8 days ago
▲ 13 r/crypto+1 crossposts

What are the state of the art FHE libraries for ML/AI in 2026?

It is generally agreed upon that FHE and more generally, PETs, for ML/AI is going to be pretty slow. Despite that, there have been many libraries and attempts over the past decade to make these technologies more practical.

Some of the biggest libraries in this area are TF-Encrypted and Concrete-ML. I'll notably mention SPU and Flower.ai as well.

Considering that most of these codebases are simply in maintenance mode with the exception of Flower.ai, what codebases, libraries, etc are considered to be state of the art for FHE-enabled ML/AI in 2026?

Papers are helpful but generally they don't come with codebases and if they do, they are optimized simply for the paper and not real work loads or production usage.

u/badcryptobitch — 23 days ago
▲ 11 r/crypto+1 crossposts

What is your favorite cryptography library and why?

At Stoffel, we are building a framework to make it easy for anyone to build privacy-first apps with multiparty computation. As such, we hold strong opinions about what a good cryptography library should look like.

We wanted to ask our community what their favorite cryptography libraries are and why.

We know that folks building and use cryptography libraries hold very strong opinions as well and would love to read others thoughts on the topic.

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u/badcryptobitch — 26 days ago

[PREVIEW] The terminally online, the lurker and the meetup - The simplest MPC protocol

So far, you've learn how to distribute a secret among a group and compute with those secrets using operations such as addition and multiplication. But, in presenting these concepts, a lot has been left out to simplify the presentation of these ideas. As such, a lot of assumptions have been made about

  • When everyone gets their messages
  • Who the members of the group are
  • How everyone gets their messages
  • How the computation on shared secrets is encoded
  • etc

These assumptions map directly to known formalizations in distributed systems.

https://preview.redd.it/kzkw3ptp3w3h1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed324750b562f40d88ce739ab2f75a1b6282372d

To put this concretely, recall the example from our beaver triples article: a group of friends is trying to coordinate which restaurant to choose of a text messaging app. In presenting beaver triples through this example, there were many implicit assumptions made to simplify the example. We assumed that

  • Everyone in the group chat were indeed friends (threat model assumption)
  • There will be at least 2 members of the group to reconstruct the scores (threshold adversary assumption)
  • Everyone is using the same chat app or at least text messaging protocol (broadcast channel assumption)
  • Everyone is online when the computation needs to happen (timing assumption)
  • Everyone knew how to compute the scores (computation model assumption)

But, in practice, the world is a messy place. Someone might be using telegram, another might be using signal and someone else might be using whatsapp. So, you need to find a messaging app that everyone agrees to use. Then, you also have to consider that not everyone is online at all times. Someone might be working a 4 hr shift, another 9-5 and another is online all the time. Maybe someone is on vacation in the Himalayan mountains and has no access to the internet for 3 months. Maybe someone's phone got compromised and you are really chatting with a hacker. MPC protocols in the real world need to make certain assumptions about various characteristics about the nodes operating over a network.

In this upcoming article, we introduce these characteristics that make up the non-cryptographic 😉 parts of designing MPC protocols and finally start introducing formalizations. Finally, we'll present an MPC protocol using only the tools we've learned so far; Shamir's secret sharing and Beaver triples.

This is a preview of an in progress article about the distributed systems aspect of multiparty computation. We will cover a variant of the famous BGW88 protocol in the passively secure, synchronous setting. If you'd like to be alerted of when it will be published, you can sign up to the Stoffel newsletter.

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u/badcryptobitch — 1 month ago
▲ 706 r/Kolsetu+1 crossposts

All Those A.I. Note Takers? They’re Making Lawyers Very Nervous. A trendy productivity hack, A.I. note takers are capturing every joke and offhand comment in many meetings. They could also potentially waive attorney-client privilege.

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u/badcryptobitch — 2 months ago

Do you even consider privacy when building fintech products?

It's pretty obvious that privacy is important when building fintech products with the exception of social fintech products (think early Venmo or certain crypto communities). But, to my knowledge, most don't do anything regarding privacy beyond what is legally required due to regulation. The fintech companies that do are the massive ones like Visa or Mastercard. But even those companies struggle with actually implementing proper privacy controls across both their products and their internal processes.

Considering that privacy is kind of a no-brainer for fintech, what is stopping you from applying any sort of privacy tech in your fintech products?

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u/badcryptobitch — 2 months ago

While browsing through this subreddit, I encountered this old discussion post about demand for AI with the rise of privacy regulation. It got me thinking that, 6 years on, the demand for AI hasn't slowed at all, obviously. But with the rise of LLMs and papers showing how to de-anonymize online users, that correspondingly there's been a rise for more privacy. Anecdotally, many of my friends work with trusted execution environments to provide enterprise customers with privacy-preserving versions of popular LLM models.

I'm curious to know how everyone in this subreddit feels about not only the demand for AI but the demand for privacy-preserving solutions to AI.

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u/badcryptobitch — 2 months ago

This is a preview of an in progress article about beaver triples, an efficient technique to enable multiplication of secret shares. If you'd like to be alerted of when it will be published, you can sign up to the Stoffel newsletter.

https://preview.redd.it/8y5g96v9b5zg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c01f0e41b00631782fbcbec9551ac7cacdeb515

You and your friends are planning to go out to dinner. Typically, you are the friend in the friend group that pays for everyone else's meals. But recently, the market isn't doing to well recently. So, everyone needs to start paying up.

However, not all of the homies are ballin' because well, the market isn't doing too well and one of them is still a student. But, just because external forces are kicking everyone's butt doesn't prevent the friend group from hanging out and enjoying a nice meal together. In order to have an enjoyable meal together, a restaurant needs to be decided upon. But, not everyone likes the same cuisine and some restaurants are more expensive than others. Considering that everyone's financial situation and food preferences are different, you attempt to devise a privacy-respecting way to allow the group to come to consensus on which restaurant to go to.

https://preview.redd.it/encramxbb5zg1.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81cbc9f13025768850a757b5f737de290435c378

As you are a cryptographer, you know that you can leverage secret sharing to solve this problem. You figure out a simple scoring rule to determine which restaurant everyone will go to: For a restaurant j, person i will submit

aᵢⱼ = how much can I afford to eat at this restaurant

fᵢⱼ = how much do I want to eat at this restaurant

each aᵢⱼ and fᵢⱼ are graded on a 0-10 scale. The friend level score will be sᵢⱼ = aᵢⱼ * fᵢⱼ The group level score for a restaurant j will be Sⱼ = Σsᵢⱼ. At the end, at least 2 friends will unveil the scores for the restaurant and then decide which restaurant the dinner will happen at.

We want to keep each person's aᵢⱼ and fᵢⱼ scores private in order to keep the peace among everyone in the group chat.

There are 4 friends in the friend group and you need at least 2 of them together to unveil the group level restaurant scores.

But you realize that there is one issue.

How can you actually compute [aᵢⱼ] [fᵢⱼ] ?

We know that for each restaurant j and friend i, that we get the following shares:

pᵢⱼ(x) = aᵢⱼ + px, qᵢⱼ(x) = fᵢⱼ + qx

where pᵢⱼ(0) = aᵢⱼ and qᵢⱼ(0) = fᵢⱼ.

If we were to directly compute pᵢⱼ(x)qᵢⱼ(x), we get pqx² + (fᵢⱼp + aᵢⱼq)x + aᵢⱼfᵢⱼ where pᵢⱼqᵢⱼ(0) = aᵢⱼfᵢⱼ. So, this would indeed give us the right per restaurant per friend score privately.

The issue is that now, before we required at least 2 friends to unveil the final scores. But now, we require at least 4 friends to unveil the final scores; which is basically everyone in the group chat.

Is there a way to still get a polynomial of degree t where the intercept of this polynomial is still aᵢⱼfᵢⱼ?

In this upcoming article, I'll be going over Beaver Triples, a efficient technique that enables secret shares to be multiplied together and answers our questions.

If you'd like to be alerted of when it will be published, you can sign up to the Stoffel newsletter.

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u/badcryptobitch — 2 months ago
▲ 4 r/StoffelMPC+1 crossposts

Show me what you are building and I'll tell you how you can improve your app's privacy

Privacy is an afterthought for most of you.

As you are only building side projects that may not have many users, you don't aim to think about what might happen to their data when they decide to take a chance on your new product. But what happens with their data once you've made the decision to stop working on it?

It may seem like a far fetched issue but with the recent rise in cyber attacks due to AI, you may want to take a second look at thinking about privacy in your side project. Not to mention the rise in regulations around the world for managing user data.

Post your side project and I'll give you feedback on how you can immediately improve the privacy of it for your users without slowing down your shipping velocity.

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u/badcryptobitch — 2 months ago
▲ 8 r/StoffelMPC+1 crossposts

Do you think about privacy when building your SaaS?

I've noticed that among all the questions and content posted in this subreddit, no one really talks about user privacy when building out their SaaS. I get why since you already have to manage so many different things while building out a business. But, as privacy gets more important, even SaaS devs need to start thinking about handling user privacy while building out the product instead of as an add-on.

What is holding y'all back from actually thinking about privacy for your SaaS?

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u/badcryptobitch — 2 months ago