u/ballsackfairyuwu

What’s a good name for him????

What’s a good name for him????

I’m trying to write something with him and The Janitors and I REFUSE to say ‘The Manager’ every single time for him. I was going to use Brutus or Nickolas but idk. Any good names y’all have?

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 5 days ago
▲ 2.6k r/AO3

Would a fat person’s stomach be on someone’s face when they’re giving a blowjob?

I’m trying to write this one shot fic with three characters and one of them is fat. This image is the only way I can physically explain what’s going on and I’m not sure if when someone is laying on their stomach giving a big gutter person a BJ, their stomach is resting on his head

Pls help!

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 1 month ago

Am I stupid or am I not seeing the ‘promo content’?

My eyes have to be going bad or something tbh I’m bc so confused.

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 2 months ago

Would it be possible for Rasmus and Richard to lay an egg?

I think Richard could, since he’s more of a guy with a talking rooster head, but I’m not too sure about Rasmus. Maybe?? But if that’s possible, I kinda feel bad for Rasmus, since he looks to be a Eurasian eagle-owl and they lay some fat ass eggs (but I also could be wrong)
∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 2 months ago

Do Rasmus and Richard possess cloacas?

Like, I assume that they do because they’re literally birds (more for Richard because he’s less mask and more talking chicken head), but if that’s the case, who in hell in calling the shots when they get down? Is big Juan doing the bending or..?

(Im so tired and bored pls help me)

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 2 months ago

Is the reason Don Juan and Rasmus aren’t in the 2nd game is because they broke up with Richard????

In the first game, the three are together and pretty close (distance wise) and in the end of the table scene, Richard is completely alone and looks miserable while turning on the projector. Maybe I’m overthinking it, but the three possibly having a relationship is kinda funny and cute to think about

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 2 months ago

If you had to add / change anything about the game, what would it be and why?

I’d give Don Juan and Rasmus voice lines in the 2nd game. They’re equally as important as Richard and deserve some of the spot light. Either that or removing the two Colombians from dead ahead on hard mode

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 2 months ago

Any computer tips?

I got HLM not too long ago on my computer and I’m absolutely shit at it. Is it possible that someone can give me some tips on how to improve?

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 2 months ago

I got bored and decided to make a tier list of HLM characters and how fat their asses we’re

I like to think I’m 90% correct about this lol.

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 3 months ago

Who would win in a Band off : The Son or the Colombian Cartel leader?

I love the Colombian Boss (mainly for his aesthetic), but I have to hand off victory to The Son ONLY because the floors of The Father’s office are diamonds (from what I can tell).

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 3 months ago

If you could save one character from their fate, who would it be and why?

I’m going with my main man Beard. I really love him and he’s my favorite member of Ghost Wolves (besides Barnes and Daniels ofc)

Either him, Sharon Wright, The Girlfriend, or Richter / Rosa Berg.

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 3 months ago

Questions about the Redux

Okay, so I purchased Hotline Miami on my computer bc it was a sale and I wanted to try out the Redux but I have some questions on it

1 : Is the Super Redux Redux and the regular Redux Redux the same?

2 : Can I play the mod on my dualsense controller? I’ve been playing Hotline Miami for months on my ps5 and I refuse to master the w-a-s- keys and whatnot (lol)

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 3 months ago

You have to marry one character from Hotline Miami and you can’t divorce nor kill them. Who would it be and why?

Now, for me, it’s between The Son, The Colonel, Mark, or Rasmus.

Think about it :

Mark is basically a bear version of the Jolly Green Giant and can protect you

The Colonel (I think) and The Son are well off

And Rasmus has been my obsession for the longest so it makes sense to add him here (lol)

But for sake of argument, I’d go for The Son.

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 3 months ago

How would someone go about making a Pyro-Vision mask?

I really wanna do some modding for Hotline Miami and I think it would be a good idea to add a Pyro mask but I have 0 clue on how to go about it.

Like yeah, I can make the whole level frilly and whatnot, but the enemies are the meat and potatoes of Hotline Miami! I can’t not make them attack Jacket! And the mask! Do I just slap ears and a snot to a gas mask or something? Any advice is appreciated!

reddit.com
u/ballsackfairyuwu — 4 months ago

I think I accidentally stumbled on the easiest offer ((That’s my Seat—Logic Puzzle)

You literally just have to match heads! And for 266$? Easy cash, if I’m being honest.

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 4 months ago

I suck so bad at this omg

I’ve been practicing making charters for when I get the full Tomodachi Life game and The Colonel so weird 😭

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 4 months ago

My very poor attempt at Barnes

Is there like ANY way I can make him better? He looks so awkward and I hate it so much 😭

u/ballsackfairyuwu — 4 months ago