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BREAKING NEWS - Over on his private Discord server (don't ask, you aren't invited) James has just announced the release of Shamonwards & Upwards, a 're-imagining' of his classic debut album in the style of his greatest musical and spiritual idol. The album was recorded in one afternoon on GarageBand and features his usual Richmond Wrecking Crew of Paul 'Bonehead2' Bonehead2 on keytar, Martin 'OMWT' Poole on 5 string bass, 6 gun salute, 7 lords a-leaping and 8 inch womb torpedo, and Adam Something-Or-Other on drums. This will be followed in the new year with the long-awaited release of his second album proper, EEE-HEEngland Burns.

Exciting!

Strap yourselves in for a white knuckle rollercoaster ride through mediocrity with this one.

The main takeaway from this video is that while Bonehead2 and even OMWmotherfuckingT are clearly both better singers, they just don't have that devilish je ne sais quoi that radiates from Jimmy Two Fucks. As was evidenced by Doris with the red and white top dragging him into the gents for a post-set blumpkin, much to OMWT's chagrin.

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For anyone not aware, the original Futurebirds EP came in hand painted and stamped covers, each one was unique. This is mine, this is the copy used for the gallery on the Discogs page. Would love to see what anyone else has got!

It’s like Barry Norman has risen from the dead

Cancel my monthly Viagra delivery, the anticipation alone will keep me comfortably erect from now until December