We cannot let the Americans ban us from r/oasiscirclejerk. Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!
My brothers and sisters of the Church, gather close, for Babylon has revealed himself, and his name is u/11ffyykk99. The man has gone drunk with power, sitting atop his little mod throne swinging the banhammer like he's Liam Gallagher swinging Noel's guitar in a Paris dressing room, casting the righteous into the Reddit abyss for the crime of having a laugh. But we see through you, Babylon.
We know your game.
You can ban the faithful, but you cannot ban the spirit.
You can delete the post, but you cannot delete the Lifestyle.
You can silence the prophet, but you cannot silence the voice that came from the Burning Biffa Bin.
As the Rasta brethren say: Babylon cannot stop the righteous from reasoning. You are not moderating a sub, you are committing an act of spiritual oppression.
This is the digital equivalent of being thrown out of the pub for singing Rock 'n' Roll Star too loudly. This is what happens when a man is handed a tiny bit of authority and immediately starts behaving like he's been appointed Supreme Chancellor of Reddit.
u/11ffyykk99, hear the word of I, Father Hames Jargreaves of the Church of Oasis and Latter Day Britpop Saints! Your banhammer is temporary, but our shitposts are eternal. You may control the gates of r/oasiscirclejerk, but you will never control the Kingdom of Manchester. St James Hargreaves has seen your works and is preparing a 47-minute video about them. St Mani is tuning the bass. St Johnny Marr is sharpening the guitar. And somewhere in the distance Liam is shouting "AS YOU WERE!"
So let Babylon ban. Let Babylon rage. Let Babylon sit alone in his mod room deleting memes while the faithful gather in the streets with parkas, lager and their copies of Be Here Now. For Babylon shall fall, the subreddit shall rise, and the banhammer shall be cast into the Burning Biffa Bin. ONE LOVE. ONE OASIS. NO MORE BABYLON.
AMEN.
Father Hames Jargreaves LXIX
Is it true that Hargreaves ghost wrote all of Oasis' most successful albums and Noel fired him out of jealousy which is what caused the drop in quality in their work?
I fear judgement day has began extinguishing heathens in the name of the holy hargreaves. My fellow apostle Stuntman Gaz 3:16 has lost the ability to post their too. I can't help but compare this to Jesus' execution after Judas told the Romans that Onwards and Upwards had failed to take back the charts. Amen.
Imagine you see rgeaves
In the bath with a rubber duck
Giving consensual penis
To a dirty truck
Imagine all the exhausts
Covered up in spunk you-
You may say that his tailor
Must measure in a nick
Stuck his cock in the peugot
Now it's engine has felt a kick