my wageslave interaction today
had a fascinating encounter during my wageslave day, greentext below
>be me
>cashier at walgreens
>miserable job but pays the bills while i wait to go back to school in the fall
>slow night, few customers
>suddenly see the fattest of fat fucks approaching the register
>cart full of mtn dew and various frozen meals
>poor guy is so fat he leans on the cart to assist him in walking
>so fat that he won't take anything out of his cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in the cart
>guy gets in line behind him just buying a bottle of asprin
>i feel bad because has to wait in line behind the king of obesity
>total is $78 and change
>dude shoves a $100 bill in my face like an asshole
>mark it with the pen to make sure its legit
>"oh wait let me give you whatever cents i think i have change"
>starts searching in his pockets for approximately a decade looking for change
>at this point three people are waiting behind him, all visibly upset
>i call for second cashier
>everyone immediately goes to her line to get away from this guy
>dude is running out of breath searching for change
>starts wheezing
>finally finds the right coins so i can give him back all bills
>guy spends a couple minutes sorting his frozen meals, soda, and bodyfat
>i'm pulling his bills out of the register
>stares at me impatiently
>"can you hurry up! i gotta get home and go to bed, its been a long day"
>making small talk i say "yeah? long day at work?"
>"oh no, i don't have an actual job, i borrowed that money from my mom"
>"you don't have an actual job? what does that mean?"
>"well people tell me its not a real job, but to me its extremely important work. I moderate the r/Bombstrap subreddit"