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(First round Byes): r/AirForce and r/USMC earn first round byes for having the most memes in their top posts of all time.

Round 1:

r/Army vs r/Navy

The classic rivalry once again takes center stage as the Army faces off against the Navy. Like all subs, r/Navy is representative of the men and women who serve in the Navy. To that point, the sub is full of goobers, autistics, and nerds. I should know, I waged a 7 day meme war with them. The majority of posts on r/Army are either serious or informative in nature. r/Army doesn’t allow memes, and you can’t post pictures/memes in comments in that sub. r/Navy wins by default.

r/SpaceForce vs r/uscg

Our two smallest branches of the military go head to-to- head in a meme off. r/uscg is a very self-aware sub, and a tight knit community, much like their service. However, their memes generally revolve around being forgotten about and not getting paid during government shutdowns when the rest of us are. r/SpaceForce typically has to resort to memes because generally their work is so sensitive they can’t talk about much else. There’s not as much traffic there either, as it only has 10k subs as opposed to r/uscg 30k subs. But r/SpaceForce wins the meme war because of better memes, and more to it, the top post of all time in their sub is about how they are better than the Coast Guard

Round 2:

r/USMC vs r/navy

The Marines and the Navy have always had a complicated relationship. One of common interests (boats, logistics, transportation, homosexuality, etc), but yet they still bicker at each other for some reason. Although larger, the Navy is slower moving than the Marines, and as such, r/USMC is quicker to the meme game than r/Navy is typically. r/USMC is the funniest of all the military subs by far, and with a judo chop and a smooch on the lips, r/USMC defeats r/Navy

r/AirForce vs r/SpaceForce

The Air Force has long earned its nickname as the “Chair Force”. While soldiers, sailors, and marines are in the field, the airmen are behind a desk, working, grinding, and meme-ing. Therefore, their boredom typically gets the best of them and they develop memes for the workplace. I have never seen so many memes in squadrons/workplaces than in Air Force buildings…by FAR. Yes, Space Force works behind desks too, and punches above their weight when it comes to meme-ing, but r/AirForce’s superior numbers and firepower overwhelm r/SpaceForce in the meme war, and r/AirForce moves on.

Round 3:

The heavyweight battle of meme warfare between r/USMC and r/AirForce has highbrow intelligent humor, gallows humor, marines making fun of fatties in the air force, and airmen using multi-syllable words that the marines did not understand. As I stated before, r/USMC is the funniest military subreddit, but is it the best at making memes? Remember, this is a meme-war, not “who is the funniest”. r/AirForce creates dank and spicy memes for days. r/USMC sees them, posts one meme showing an airman that only says “GAY”, and quits the meme war because they think its dumb. r/AirForce crowned meme-war champion.

BLOB: OP Wargames a military meme war